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Dutch Uncle

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Question for Bentley Bullet/the pun makers
« on July 21, 2016, 04:17:06 pm by Dutch Uncle »
A game I used to play in my younger days (BobG may remember) is giving new meanings to collective nouns. The only rule is that the word used must actually be a collective noun already. I call the game "A punnet of collective nouns"

A few to start you off:

A bale of convicts
A bed of whores
A brace of orthodontists
A chain of cyclists
A clutch of motorists
A copse of policemen
A den of Millwall supporters
A flush of toilets
A list of ships
An over of maidens
A prial of detectives
A queue of snooker players
A score of musicians
A set of concrete-mixers

It is also allowed to use the indefinite article within the pun, e,g,
A wake of Coffee-drinkers
 
All yours Bentley Bullet folks.....
« Last Edit: July 21, 2016, 06:57:08 pm by Dutch Uncle »



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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Question for Bentley Bullet/the pun makers
« Reply #1 on July 21, 2016, 04:59:05 pm by Bentley Bullet »
A promise of politicians
A caravan of gypsies
A bunch of idiots
A bench of substitutes
A cadge of tight gits
A destruction of demolition workers

tommy toes

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Re: Question for Bentley Bullet/the pun makers
« Reply #2 on July 21, 2016, 05:47:42 pm by tommy toes »
A snatch of gynocologists.
A rattle of heroin addicts.
A binge of alcoholics.
A spark of pyromaniacs.
A bottle of England footballers.
A complete bunch of tossers of Labour MP's who refuse to accept that Jeremy Corbyn is their rightful leader.

Dagenham Rover

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Re: Question for Bentley Bullet/the pun makers
« Reply #3 on July 21, 2016, 05:48:58 pm by Dagenham Rover »
A cartridge of Bentley Bullets     :chair:

 

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