Author Topic: EU Scallop Row (Read 1937 times)

Bentley Bullet · « on August 29, 2018, 06:40:32 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Are the French being shellfish?

« **on:** August 29, 2018, 06:40:32 pm »

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RedJ · « **Reply #1 on** August 29, 2018, 06:50:26 pm by RedJ »

They're just flexing their mussels.

tommy toes · « **Reply #2 on** August 29, 2018, 07:23:31 pm by tommy toes »

Our boats aren't whelkome there.

MachoMadness · « **Reply #3 on** August 29, 2018, 07:31:17 pm by MachoMadness »

Are you fishing for replies BB? You'll have to cast your net a bit further I'm afraid.

Dagenham Rover · « **Reply #4 on** August 29, 2018, 07:42:14 pm by Dagenham Rover »

Dredging the bottom of the Bay aren't we now lads

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #5 on** August 29, 2018, 07:45:11 pm by Bentley Bullet »

No mate, just questioning whether the French were being lawful when they closed in for the krill.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #6 on** August 29, 2018, 07:46:34 pm by Bentley Bullet »

One of our boats was that badly damaged it had to limpet back home.

graingrover · « **Reply #7 on** August 29, 2018, 08:00:54 pm by graingrover »

Aapparently it was an ad hoc decision to fish there.

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RedJ · « **Reply #8 on** August 29, 2018, 08:05:52 pm by RedJ »

Oh Barniercles.

tommy toes · « **Reply #9 on** August 29, 2018, 08:12:10 pm by tommy toes »

Those Frenchies trying to be Johnnie big pollocks again.

Not Now Kato · « **Reply #10 on** August 29, 2018, 08:46:53 pm by Not Now Kato »

We need to shell out on bigger boats

drfchound · « **Reply #11 on** August 29, 2018, 08:57:13 pm by drfchound »

This is a football forum.
Can’t we get back to issues about the Keepnet please.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #12 on** August 29, 2018, 08:59:16 pm by Bentley Bullet »

The government will mullet over with the Royal Navy before any action is taken.

drfchound · « **Reply #13 on** August 29, 2018, 09:01:54 pm by drfchound »

Are you still using that line.

RedJ · « **Reply #14 on** August 29, 2018, 09:09:14 pm by RedJ »

He's made a rod for his own back really.

Sprotyrover · « **Reply #15 on** August 29, 2018, 09:14:11 pm by Sprotyrover »

This story seems very fishy to me!

drfchound · « **Reply #16 on** August 29, 2018, 09:21:42 pm by drfchound »

Our smallest boat out there is crewed by a fisherman and his wife, Rod and Annette.

BillyStubbsTears · « **Reply #17 on** August 29, 2018, 09:25:45 pm by BillyStubbsTears »

They need putting in their plaice. Got Eurocrat dabs all over it. Etc. Etc.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #18 on** August 29, 2018, 09:43:34 pm by Bentley Bullet »

I heard that Angela Merkel was on board one of the French boats trying to catch a Hake for her senior economic advisor Michael Fuchs' supper. She was there all night for Fuchs Hake.

tommy toes · « **Reply #19 on** August 29, 2018, 09:53:58 pm by tommy toes »

They'll be singing a different tuna post Brexit.

Bentley Bullet · « *Last Edit: August 29, 2018, 10:30:05 pm by Bentley Bullet* »

At least we might be selling our soles to them instead of our souls.

big fat yorkshire pudding · « **Reply #21 on** August 29, 2018, 10:29:42 pm by big fat yorkshire pudding »

Nothing story. Just telling them to cod off.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #22 on** August 31, 2018, 08:44:45 pm by Donnywolf »

There were a Group-er of em and the Bass-teds were throwing live fish at one stage .... luckily our boys had Mullet-proof vests on.

They'll get done cos their Dabs are all over them

Our response ? Play music to them - many a good Tuna played on an old fiddler Crab. Songs from South Pacific worked best with Salmonchanted Evening finally winning the day for us

tommy toes · « **Reply #23 on** August 31, 2018, 08:49:05 pm by tommy toes »

Blimey John. How long did it take you to come up with that?
You going tomorrow? I'm going on me own on Len's coach. My lad is playing footie instead.

Donnywolf · « *Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 08:02:04 am by Donnywolf* »

Pity I am not going - would have been "Brill" to meet up and have a "ling"ering pint or two & end up doing Conger round Pboro

tommy toes · « **Reply #25 on** September 01, 2018, 05:25:46 pm by tommy toes »

Had a great day anyway John (apart from us not winning 5-1 as we should have) Met Tom B and Granville on the bus so having a good catch up while stuck in this bloody Peterborough car park.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #26 on** September 01, 2018, 05:38:50 pm by Donnywolf »

Quote from: tommy toes on September 01, 2018, 05:25:46 pm

Had a great day anyway John (apart from us not winning 5-1 as we should have) Met Tom B and Granville on the bus so having a good catch up while stuck in this bloody Peterborough car park.

Sitting still will make your asses "Hake"

Sorry like the bloke in Life of Brian now Ive started with the fish things I just cant "fin"ish doing it

Sea you soon

drfchound · « **Reply #27 on** September 01, 2018, 05:47:35 pm by drfchound »

You will have me blubbering if you don't stop this.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #28 on** September 01, 2018, 07:14:29 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Wolfie can't stop doing the fish puns now. He's become addicted to it. He can't help himself. He's not doing it on Porpoise.

RedJ · « **Reply #29 on** September 01, 2018, 10:27:49 pm by RedJ »

How shellfish of him.

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