Four fonts walk into a bar

[bobjimwilly]

The barman says, "Clear off you lot, we don't want your type in 'ere"

[Geoff Blakesley]

Why is it 4 fonts ? sorry !

[NickDRFC]

Fonts...type.

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe walk into a bar.

The barman jumps up - “Get out! I’m serving Narnia!”

[Bentley Bullet]

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The barman says "we've got a drink named after you". The screwdriver says "What Philip"?

[Bentley Bullet]

A woodworm walks into a bar. He says "is the bartender here"?

[i_ateallthepies]

A man walks into a bar... OUCH!  it was an iron bar.  Courtesy of Tommy Cooper.

[phllvslc]

A seal walked into a club.

[Bentley Bullet]

A Roman walked into a bar, made a V sign and said "Five pints please".

[Bentley Bullet]

A benefits cheat walks into a bar, the social security investigator says " where's your f**king wheelchair"?

[bobjimwilly]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

[NigelJ]

Bart Simpson walked into a bar.

The bartender killed him.

[turnbull for england]

Bloke walks into a bar, orders 5 double vodkas and slams them all, one after the other. Barman says 'you drank those fast', bloke says ', you would too if you had what I had have'  Oh dear says the barman 'what's that?     ' 45p ' says the bloke...