Lost:

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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth.
Not seen since around six home games ago.
Police are appealing to the British public to be extra vigilant as the search for the famous pearly whites continues.
Chief Inspector Kenneth Dodd has released images of Klopp without his teeth, alongside a photofit of what the teeth may look like now. He is urging members of the public not to approach the teeth if seen, or Klopp, but to contact police so they can be reunited safely.
An anonymous reward of a lifetime’s supply of Pearl Drops has been offered to anyone with any information leading to the safe return of Klopp’s award winning gnashers.