Bill & Ben

[Bentley Bullet]

Bill was smart. He paid top-notch to book a nearby hotel early to make sure there were spaces available for him and his family prior to going to France on the Eurotunnel.

Ben, on the other hand, arrived at the same port and took the kids out on a dinghy. Within minutes they were towed back to shore and given a free night and nosh in the same hotel as Bill.

What a great start to their French holiday adventure!

[Donnywolf]

Dodgy for Ben though .... a Row-and-a tow later he gets the Hotel and nosh alongside Ben but ...

..... he then might get a flight to Row-and-a not France

[Glyn_Wigley]

Presumably their holiday was in Rwanda..!

[Bentley Bullet]

Dodgy for Ben though .... a Row-and-a tow later he gets the Hotel and nosh alongside Ben but ...

..... he then might get a flight to Row-and-a not France

No such luck Wolf, the tight bas**rds found them out and made them go to bloody France.