Bloody Amazon

[Bentley Bullet]

I ordered four Kindles and got a two Ronnies DVD.

[i_ateallthepies]

I had a four candles moment BB,only last week.  I went into Plevey's and asked for 1" ribbed hose (for a rainwater diverter to the water butt).  He frowned and said 'not sure what you mean but I'll show you what we have' and took me to the display of garden hoes.  He set off explaining what each type was and there's me trying to stop him, saying No! I want hose, Hose! (I didn't bother with 'Mon Repose' 'cos I didn't want 'O's). He stopped and said, 'we've just had a Two Ronnies moment there'.

Both had a good laugh.

[Donnywolf]

Both with furrowed brows I bet

[i_ateallthepies]

Very good, JT 

[belton rover]

Got any pumps?