Clarkson's Farm

[Bentley Bullet]

In a nutshell, brilliant!

[BobG]

Lol. Til you see the traffic on the country lane there. I live reasonably near. I do quite like Jeremy for his humour and stupidity, but he is a one man wrecking ball to anybody and anything round and about him. He's been in trouble with the Council and the locals hate him with a passion. They all know, of course, his 'farm' was bought, and is being run, entirely as an Inheritance Tax avoidance scheme.

Mind you, his current  Mrs has legs ALL the way up. Fabulous they are. She served me one time in that farm shop. She sent a pic of my Alfetta GTV6 to his Jeremyship who came back saying 'Give the man 20% discount'! Lol. I needed it. Chuffing pricey in there. Someone who should know, who knows both my car and Jeremy's, says my car is better than his 

[scawsby steve]

Lol. Til you see the traffic on the country lane there. I live reasonably near. I do quite like Jeremy for his humour and stupidity, but he is a one man wrecking ball to anybody and anything round and about him. He's been in trouble with the Council and the locals hate him with a passion. They all know, of course, his 'farm' was bought, and is being run, entirely as an Inheritance Tax avoidance scheme.

Mind you, his current  Mrs has legs ALL the way up. Fabulous they are. She served me one time in that farm shop. She sent a pic of my Alfetta GTV6 to his Jeremyship who came back saying 'Give the man 20% discount'! Lol. I needed it. Chuffing pricey in there. Someone who should know, who knows both my car and Jeremy's, says my car is better than his 

Be careful, Bob. You'll have Syd after you. He thinks that praising a woman's long legs amounts to misogyny.

[drfchound]

Lol. Til you see the traffic on the country lane there. I live reasonably near. I do quite like Jeremy for his humour and stupidity, but he is a one man wrecking ball to anybody and anything round and about him. He's been in trouble with the Council and the locals hate him with a passion. They all know, of course, his 'farm' was bought, and is being run, entirely as an Inheritance Tax avoidance scheme.

Mind you, his current  Mrs has legs ALL the way up. Fabulous they are. She served me one time in that farm shop. She sent a pic of my Alfetta GTV6 to his Jeremyship who came back saying 'Give the man 20% discount'! Lol. I needed it. Chuffing pricey in there. Someone who should know, who knows both my car and Jeremy's, says my car is better than his 

Be careful, Bob. You'll have Syd after you. He thinks that praising a woman's long legs amounts to misogyny.

Nah, Syd won’t have a go at Bob.

[Donnyjim]

Seems he wants a picture of us up in his new pub.

[BobG]

Sadly, I have to confess (why, I don't know) that my mother knew his Jeremyships' mother. And I bet you didn't know he went to Hill House prep school. It was his mother who made the family money. She had the idea, and the gumption, to set up a factory just north of town that made all those Paddington Bear dolls (teddies?)

BobG