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Nudga

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Ticket purchase
« on August 13, 2025, 10:01:39 pm by Nudga »
I've just gone to buy a ticket for my lad for the Burton match but it's been declined because apparently he's 125 years of age.

It's his birthday tomorrow but I could have sworn that he's only 20?!
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drfchound

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #1 on August 13, 2025, 10:02:35 pm by drfchound »
Time traveller?
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RobTheRover

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #2 on August 13, 2025, 10:03:15 pm by RobTheRover »
Quote from: Nudga on August 13, 2025, 10:01:39 pm
I've just gone to buy a ticket for my lad for the Burton match but it's been declined because apparently he's 125 years of age.

It's his birthday tomorrow but I could have sworn that he's only 20?!

Tough paper round.
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BobG

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #3 on August 13, 2025, 10:17:37 pm by BobG »
Have you got another son hidden away somewhere?

BobG
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Nudga

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #4 on August 13, 2025, 10:38:00 pm by Nudga »
Quote from: BobG on August 13, 2025, 10:17:37 pm
Have you got another son hidden away somewhere?

BobG

Chances are highly likely. I was very prolific circa 94-02.

Maybe Gazlaz could do an XG on my numbers?
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BobG

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #5 on August 14, 2025, 06:49:27 am by BobG »
Aaagh! The world is full of mini Nudgas!

:):):)

BobG
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GazLaz

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #6 on August 14, 2025, 06:58:13 am by GazLaz »
Quote from: BobG on August 14, 2025, 06:49:27 am
Aaagh! The world is full of mini Nudgas!

:):):)

BobG

Nuga-

Known Kids- 3
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RobTheRover

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #7 on August 14, 2025, 08:09:39 am by RobTheRover »
Clean sheets - 0
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NigelJ

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #8 on August 14, 2025, 09:35:40 am by NigelJ »
Attempted passes 43
Successful passes 2
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Nudga

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #9 on August 14, 2025, 09:37:42 am by Nudga »
Quote from: NigelJ on August 14, 2025, 09:35:40 am
Attempted passes 43
Successful passes 2

Bitch please, we're talking Alan Shearer numbers here
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IDM

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #10 on August 14, 2025, 10:11:25 am by IDM »
Trying to get my head round what would constitute an “assist” in these circumstances…
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Nudga

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« Reply #11 on August 14, 2025, 10:34:14 am by Nudga »
Quote from: IDM on August 14, 2025, 10:11:25 am
Trying to get my head round what would constitute an “assist” in these circumstances…

1, your mate talks to the opposition and softens them up for you. 


2,  your mate manually guides you into the  box.
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BobG

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #12 on August 14, 2025, 10:47:54 am by BobG »
Christ.....

Does this game involve headers too?

BobG
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moses

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #13 on August 14, 2025, 11:00:21 am by moses »
Or being dumped...
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RobTheRover

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #14 on August 14, 2025, 11:38:24 am by RobTheRover »
Shots from outside the box must be enormous.
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Metalmicky

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #15 on August 14, 2025, 03:13:15 pm by Metalmicky »
Do your dribbling skills cum into play...?
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scawsby steve

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #16 on August 14, 2025, 03:57:01 pm by scawsby steve »
Quote from: Nudga on August 13, 2025, 10:01:39 pm
I've just gone to buy a ticket for my lad for the Burton match but it's been declined because apparently he's 125 years of age.

It's his birthday tomorrow but I could have sworn that he's only 20?!

If that's become a rule in general, we're not going to be seeing BB and Wolfie at any more games.
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Nudga

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #17 on August 14, 2025, 04:30:01 pm by Nudga »
Quote from: Metalmicky on August 14, 2025, 03:13:15 pm
Do your dribbling skills cum into play...?

Bukkake Sako is your man for that.

I like to find those little pockets and shoot my shot in there
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graingrover

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Re: Ticket purchase
« Reply #18 on August 15, 2025, 12:13:34 pm by graingrover »
is your 125 year old son accused of voting Democrat in USAtoo ?
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