Joke

[Pintolager]

3 nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on. 1st nurse says cant let that go and rides him. 2nd nurse does the same. 3rd nurse hesitates and says she is on her period but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and so the nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead. Man replies \"I was but after 2... jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel better than ever!\"

[Donnywolf]

...are you Cussy in disguise

are you Cussy in disguise !

Not bad and equal to The Blindman from that stable earlier this week  

[CusworthRovers]

Bloke go's to the Doctors to get his arse stitched up after being raped by an elephant.

Dr... 'That's strange. I am a bit of a wildlife expert myself and your arsehole is measuring 15\" wide. I know the average elephants penis width is only around 5\".

Bloke....'That maybe true Doc, but the bas**rd fingered me first'

[eastender]

Why have Elephants got 4 feet?

Because they'd look f#cking stupid with 3 inches!

[Pintolager]

A prostitute goes to the doctors and finds out she is pregnant. Doc says \"do you know who the father is?\" Prostitute replies \"if I gave you a tin of beans, would you know which one made me fart?\"

[CusworthRovers]

Is this turning into a Joke Off:

I was burgled last week and the bas**rd nicked my complete set of Father Ted DVD's. I was phoned up by the Police this morning telling me they are closing the case as they have nothing to go on, go on, go on, go on, go on

[Boycie]

Did you see that Chelsea V Man City match? John Terry the cheeky bast..d put his hand out to Wayne Bridge and said \"smell my fingers\"!!!!