Drunk

[BillyStubbsTears]

Me and our kid were musing after the match yesterday. On how the Eskimos have 37 different words for snow. Because snow is such a big part of their life. What does it say about us then that we could come up with the following list for being drunk?

Drunk
Inebriated
Pissed
Arseholed
Shit-faced
Ratted
Rat- faced
b*llocksed
Wassed
Tired and emotional
Lagged up
Canned up
Aled up
In your cups (admittedly, a bit Shakesperiam for my liking, but I heard somebody use it on the radio t'other day)
Paralytic
Legless
Lashed
Bladdered
Plastered
Sizzled
Blathered.

Have I missed any?

[jonrover]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Me and our kid were musing after the match yesterday. On how the Eskimos have 37 different words for snow. Because snow is such a big part of their life. What does it say about us then that we could come up with the following list for being drunk?

Drunk
Inebriated
Pissed
Arseholed
Shit-faced
Ratted
Rat- faced
b*llocksed
Wassed
Tired and emotional
Lagged up
Canned up
Aled up
In your cups (admittedly, a bit Shakesperiam for my liking, but I heard somebody use it on the radio t'other day)
Paralytic
Legless
Lashed
Bladdered
Plastered
Sizzled
Blathered.

Have I missed any?

Mullered
w**kered
kay-lied

[roversron]

Banjoed

[Thinwhiteduke]

Mullered

Fleemered (thats to do with my family heritage)

Leathered

Cabbaged

Trollied (if your posh)

Im going to be trying to come up with more now!

[BillyStubbsTears]

jonrover wrote:

kay-lied

Aye we had that one an all. My favourite of the lot as it happens. In fact the whole conversation started after we saw someone who was clearly kay-lied nearly get knocked down in Balby.

[Bentley Bullet]

Sozzled
Hammered

[Bentley Bullet]

Brahms and Liszt

[DubaiRover]

When me old man gets on it me ma always says he's \"boozed up\" simple and quaint I find.

Messen I like to get on keg,so call it 'kegged up'

[Pintolager]

What about \"Out of yer tree?\"

[Old Popsider]

jonrover wrote:

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Me and our kid were musing after the match yesterday. On how the Eskimos have 37 different words for snow. Because snow is such a big part of their life. What does it say about us then that we could come up with the following list for being drunk?

Drunk
Inebriated
Pissed
Arseholed
Shit-faced
Ratted
Rat- faced
b*llocksed
Wassed
Tired and emotional
Lagged up
Canned up
Aled up
In your cups (admittedly, a bit Shakesperiam for my liking, but I heard somebody use it on the radio t'other day)
Paralytic
Legless
Lashed
Bladdered
Plastered
Sizzled
Blathered.

Have I missed any?

Mullered
w**kered
kay-lied

Tanked up

[jucyberry]

Under the weather..


Tiddled...

Mellow.  

[DN8ROVER]

Off yer cake

[Bentley Bullet]

pie eyed
Slaughtered

[jucyberry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewe4mlX2tc&feature=related

No one says it better than this man.. Just love michael mcintyre..  

[German Rover]

t**tted
Mullered
Smashed