not a \"rumour,....and thats a fact!!

[sha66y]

went to local boozer - saw no one , heard nowt! (damn)
went shopping at Tesco - so no one, not even SOD (think he`s an ASDA man)-(sh*t)
got a txt off a mate - totally unrelated to football (blox)
went to the keepmoat - nothing!, not even a toe rag kicking a ball against a wall.
went home and read ceefax - just same old ,same old _ (damn sh*t blox)

came on here!!!!! - you lot must be getting where water cant!!  


this thread does not require a response as it blatantly does not mention , SHARP,LEEDS,POSSIBLE SIGNINGS,AND BREASTS!!

[Stu The Tickhill Red]

This post is full of lies!!!


This is how think sha66y's day really went-

He went to his boozer and spoke to a rovers player who tried to sell him his house.

In Tesco he bumped into SOD who had bagged all the best items in the reduced section and had then filled his trolly with 2 for 1 promotions.

Got a text off his mate (who knows someone who mum's best friend son's gilfriends brother lives nextdoor to a woman that cleans at the Keepmoat) re the latest bid Rovers have just put in for King Billy.

Went down to the Keepmoat and saw a man in a hat with a car that had a private number plate.

Went home and looked on the internet and found a dozen rumors that may or may not have any truth to them, but has kept them to himself!

Glad to set the record straight!

[sha66y]

read the donny star - nothing

read the free press -ditto


phoned a friend - he told me to \"get a life\"

asked my girlfriend - she just frowned ,the way they do when its not a \"soap\" associated question

tried to stalk the janitor at the keepmoat - got lost in Hyde Park

came on here and find that we are signing a 6`2\" fast bowler from Nottingham who used to be a miner in carlisle,

we are doomed to relegation, and apparently SOD will be served with a writ for not being able to pull any \"white rabbits\" out of any more hats

the Keepmoat 3 are buying the the ground and not staging any more concerts until either Billy sharp signs, or Scunny stop unearthing blood diamonds,

maybe i should just be a bit more patient and let develop what will develop!!