Male grooming...

[jucyberry]

No, not chatting up unwary men on t'internet for nefarious motives....  

Just read an survey that states the most women like a man to look like a man, i.e, lovely hairy chests and legs... although I think not so many go for the hairy back and shoulder brigade...  :X ..  

So, is this  a north south divide issue, as in the survey it stated that north eastern girls like real men, where as the southern perfer  the smoother option....

How furry are you all, and do you go in for the waxing  and primping, as I always think of Yorkie men as being real men and to be brutally honest, girls have smooth chests, men are supposed to be hairy.. and very lovely it is too.. (Sorry if you are a natural smoothie..)

(indulge me, I would much rather think of manly chests than legalised drugs today  )

[kittyslass]

I'm with you Jucyberry. A real man has a hairy chest and legs, Don't quite go for the gorilla look, but don't mind smattering of hair and shoulders and back. Thesmoothie look is for she-men as far as I'm concerned.

[Sprotyrover]

I have got a hairy chest,Mrs Sproty loves it! not much hair on the back though which is a blessing I suppose

[CusworthRovers]

Nah then you minx's. Here's me just about to mow the lawn, if you like what you see PM me and we'll get something on.

[jucyberry]

Sadly Cussy my love , as you have posted a pix of my ex husband, (the hairy baboon) I have to confess all desire has waned..  

The only thing worth getting on would be the veet....Pmsl..

[Nudga]

CusworthRovers wrote:

Nah then you minx's. Here's me just about to mow the lawn, if you like what you see PM me and we'll get something on.

Pm sent!!  

[not on facebook]

male grooming....for the life of me i cant understand why
you get mirrors in blokes bogs.

you go in for number one or number two wash yer hands if you done number two as no need to wash hands after number one as i dont piss on me hands,then its straight out of bogs back to yer pint and mates.

makes me cringe when you notice divs in blokes bogs re-addressing them sens in front of the mirror.

and what type of pillock takes his pint into the bogs,leaves on
one side so he can do his stuff then pick up the pint to walk out and drink it.....MY GOD.....

[nightporter]

So you shit on your hands?

[jucyberry]

oslorovers wrote:

male grooming....for the life of me i cant understand why
you get mirrors in blokes bogs.

you go in for number one or number two wash yer hands if you done number two as no need to wash hands after number one as i dont piss on me hands,then its straight out of bogs back to yer pint and mates.

makes me cringe when you notice divs in blokes bogs re-addressing them sens in front of the mirror.

and what type of pillock takes his pint into the bogs,leaves on
one side so he can do his stuff then pick up the pint to walk out and drink it.....MY GOD.....

So by that distinction Oslo, do you eat bar snacks? cos after lovingly caressing your little chappy over the porcelain, unless you use tongs you will have some of you on your hands so to speak, multiply that by all the other fellas who do the same and it makes for a yukky snack....My friend Joyce has just finished with her fella cos she realised amongst other things he wasn't washing his hands after taking a pee...

After all, you wouldn't nuzzle your nose into a strangers groin, so why would you want to put something in your mouth that has been touched by dirty hands....? :X

[Snods Shinpad 2]

jucyberry wrote:

oslorovers wrote:

male grooming....for the life of me i cant understand why
you get mirrors in blokes bogs.

you go in for number one or number two wash yer hands if you done number two as no need to wash hands after number one as i dont piss on me hands,then its straight out of bogs back to yer pint and mates.

makes me cringe when you notice divs in blokes bogs re-addressing them sens in front of the mirror.

and what type of pillock takes his pint into the bogs,leaves on
one side so he can do his stuff then pick up the pint to walk out and drink it.....MY GOD.....

So by that distinction Oslo, do you eat bar snacks? cos after lovingly caressing your little chappy over the porcelain, unless you use tongs you will have some of you on your hands so to speak, multiply that by all the other fellas who do the same and it makes for a yukky snack....My friend Joyce has just finished with her fella cos she realised amongst other things he wasn't washing his hands after taking a pee...

After all, you wouldn't nuzzle your nose into a strangers groin, so why would you want to put something in your mouth that has been touched by dirty hands....? :X

Maybe he gets someone else to hold his ol' fella.  

[CusworthRovers]

jucyberry wrote:

After all, you wouldn't nuzzle your nose into a strangers groin, so why would you want to put something in your mouth that has been touched by dirty hands....? :X

I love it when you talk dirty JB. I'm sat with a little lazy on.

[jucyberry]

If that does it for you cussy, lord help you if I ever had the need to get graphic.....



 You would be putty in my hands.......muahhahaha (evil laugh).

[not on facebook]

i would never touch a bar snack as too many people go to
bogs and come out without washing their hands as i pointed out.

[CusworthRovers]

jucyberry wrote:

You would be putty in my hands.......muahhahaha (evil laugh).

I'd like to put something in your hands, but unsure if I'd last that long.


Co-incidentally I've got an invite to the Premature Ejaculation Ball tonight. Nice card invite, it says 'no dress code just come in your pants'