oslorovers 12 norwegian leeds fans 0

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was working the norway v portagul game tonite selling
norway scarfs,i was wearing me dark blue baseball cap
that has the yorkshie rose on the front with yorkshire
underneath it.

selling the scarfs at 100kr each about £10.

i notice this gang of lads walking towards all drinking  beer out of cans,there was about 15 of them.

as they approached us the lead chap asked us where in england was i from,i said yorkshire as it says on the cap

he then unzips his coat to show me his leeds united elland road t-shirt,and says where in yorkshire are you from

so i tell him doncaster and that iam a donnywhite and my favorite leeds player was gary sprake from the 1970's.

he was allover us like a rash as were half his mates as they were all wearing the same leeds united elland road t shirts

they all then bought a norway scarf off us,well 12 of them did so thats 1200kr in me back pocket staright away.

he then says would i like to buy two match tickets off him
as two of his mates could not make the game,i told him the tickets are no good to me as i have no intention of going to game...their face value was 450kr each.

i said i will give you two scarfs for each match ticket four in totall,the noggy leeds lads was more than happy and went his way.

5mins later i sold the two match tickets for 500kr each

so that was best part of £200 i coined in of the pissed up noggy leeds united branch in 5mins buissness.

sure i sold the norge scarfs on the strength that these pissed up noggys thought i was a leeds fan due to me yorkshire cap and in their words all people from yorkshire
follow leeds.

well for 5mins i was a donnywhite,now for a good shower.

[Superspy]

lmao, good effort mate.

[RobTheRover]

A shower???  You'll need hosing down after that, mate, after being liberally sprinkled with Vim! ;-)

[DubaiRover]

Good skills pal,glad you were not wearing that orrible blue shirt you used to wear or it could of been a different story!!

[Wellington Vaults]

DubaiRover wrote:

Good skills pal,glad you were not wearing that orrible blue shirt you used to wear or it could of been a different story!!

That orrible shirt?

He's got a wardobe full of orrible shirts......

[DubaiRover]

Wellington Vaults wrote:

DubaiRover wrote:

Good skills pal,glad you were not wearing that orrible blue shirt you used to wear or it could of been a different story!!

That orrible shirt?

He's got a wardobe full of orrible shirts......

Burberry check and Armandy etc at least over there they will not have to see the shorts he used to round town in.

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hello wellington, percy tells me you was round town with him
other saturday after having a session in cantley.

seems to have lost his memory or did you leave him in a rite
tangle with him sen as the norm.

[Sprotyrover]

Shame on you Oslo,give yerself a dammed good hiding and take a cold bath (in a fjord)

[DubaiRover]

oslorovers wrote:

hello wellington, percy tells me you was round town with him
other saturday after having a session in cantley.

seems to have lost his memory or did you leave him in a rite
tangle with him sen as the norm.

Saw Percy messen when I was back last weekend in the zoo(paris gate) Malc Bucket has got the bechers now at Kitsonley or zoo2 as I like to call it.

Does Percy have a memory?

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dubirover you haver the wrong percy mate,i meant the percy
who is a gardener and has a brother MT.

iam told all is well now at the beachers brook cantley.

will be back in pubcaster late september and more than likely
have a few ales with gambo in paddock.

about me shorts 'when the mad march hare has gone the shorts come on'

still live by that even out here

[DubaiRover]

ah the green fingered one!
Had a few beers with Gambo while I was back he was on good form,he got glassed in Paris gate just after they left us,sneaky fooker who did it ran off after doin it and is well known,reckon he will be keeping his head down for a bit. G was fine after no bad cuts only to the back of his head,not a happy bunny mind.