Here ya go JR!

[Nudga]

Nudga Needham IV is due in March, don't say I don't do anything for my team  

[CusworthRovers]

Good man.

I doubt the club offered you any incentives to bash another kid out. This is getting ridiculous. Mozzer is missing a trick here. Why aren't all the lads being contacted to see if they will fertilise their wives/partners and thus produce more kids. The future is babies, and we should be tapping into this market. Clearly a few on here are having to do it themselves to try and secure the future of DRFC without any assistance from the club.

Did you get any assistance from the club in helping you with an erection, putting it in, any thrust help, any clean up help?......I can wager now, that you will answer no......honestly

I'm going to email the club, but I doubt they'll even reply.

[Nudga]

Did you get any assistance from the club in helping you with an erection, putting it in, any thrust help, any clean up help?......I can wager now, that you will answer no......honestly

I'm going to email the club, but I doubt they'll even reply


   ha ha nice one Cussy, I've just spat me cuppa tea all over the laptop reading that.


Actually, we had Dave Mozzer round to fluff my missus up and get her all moist for my re-entry but alas, he didn't do a rate good job so we f**ked him off and I got some lard out of the fridge.

[CusworthRovers]

And here the problems start..............What fcuking qualification has Mozzer got in fluffing or even a proven track record.


Last season I wrote to the club informing them that I intended to fertilise the wife in order to produce another Rovers fan and may require some help, I got a visit from Mozzer.

Picture the scene. Mrs CR and I had done a lovely evening of fine wines and Belgium chocolates, nice music, loving compliments passed back and forth....and then time for bedtime. As Mrs CR was waiting for the arrival of the train to platform 1, I've got Mozzer stood at the end of the bed reciting Football Leagues rules and regs chapter 6 paragraph b. Needless to say the train never arrived and the platform was drier than a Nomads flip flop.

Call that fluffing, I've shit better. Needless to say the stroker was shown the door, and another Rovers fan was not produced.

[Sheepskin Stu]

Nudga wrote:

Actually, we had Dave Mozzer round to fluff my missus up and get her all moist for my re-entry...

Feel free to use the word moist more often in general conversation.

[Nudga]

Sheepskin Stu wrote:

Nudga wrote:

Actually, we had Dave Mozzer round to fluff my missus up and get her all moist for my re-entry...

Feel free to use the word moist more often in general conversation.

Moist is one of my all time favourite words actually, along with clunge, tea towel holder and pamphlet.

[Perks]

C u n t happens to be my favourite word. No other word needed when being used.

[Keith Myath]

+1 Here, Finn to be born in the next 6 weeks, to add to the growing family of Rovers fans.

Feel slightly odd about it as we have just moved to Scunthorpe 'better schools and cheaper housing' so he will be now born in Scunny!

Im going down the lines that he is born under a Doncaster postcode and hence has every right to support another towns team  

[Filo]

Keith Myath wrote:

+1 Here, Finn to be born in the next 6 weeks, to add to the growing family of Rovers fans.

Feel slightly odd about it as we have just moved to Scunthorpe 'better schools and cheaper housing' so he will be now born in Scunny!

Im going down the lines that he is born under a Doncaster postcode and hence has every right to support another towns team  

As soon as the first signs of Labour appear drag the missus into the car and head for DRI  

[Keith Myath]

Joking aside we thought about it, if it wasnt for a slight complication with the birth we'd agreed for him to be born at Donny Royal.

As it is she's already in hospital at Scunny untill she drops

[BLIR]

Nudga wrote:

Moist is one of my all time favourite words actually, along with clunge, tea towel holder and pamphlet.

Call me naive, but what is a pamphlet? I'm guessing there's some filthy connotation, knowing you  

[Nudga]

BLIR wrote:

Nudga wrote:

Moist is one of my all time favourite words actually, along with clunge, tea towel holder and pamphlet.

Call me naive, but what is a pamphlet? I'm guessing there's some filthy connotation, knowing you  

Did i spell it wrong? It's the adult art material glossery.

[RobTheRover]

Ah, a jazz pamphlet, you mean.

[auckleyflyer]

+1 end of Oct

get this tho to a sheffielder (fowls supporting family) and up to this week she's been going Rotherscum general!!!  we just moved intogether tho at lakeside, so changed quack's pronto! will be born at DRI \"result of the year\"

[jucyberry]

Congratulations to you and your lady Chris, I see you put the lack of weekend overtime to good use....  

and to all of you who are busy preparing for a veritable stampede of future junior Rovers.  

[Thinwhiteduke]

Congratulations.  

Our lass is due to give birth to our first Son, (following two girls who are now five and 18 months), late Feb early March ish.

[keyser_soze]

CusworthRovers wrote:

Did you get any assistance from the club in helping you with an erection, putting it in, any thrust help, any clean up help?......I can wager now, that you will answer no......honestly

I'm going to email the club, but I doubt they'll even reply.

To be fair, as the vinegar strokes approach I often start listing the players by squad number in my head, don't very often get past #10 though.