Rovers v Leeds United

[CusworthRovers]

Now now Sweet Cheeks. My sparra is a gift from the gods, it's only proper it be shared amongst the ladies. You wouldn't want to pet it all to yourself, now would you.

[Filo]

CusworthRovers wrote:

Now now Sweet Cheeks. My sparra is a gift from the gods, it's only proper it be shared amongst the [strike]ladies[/strike] ladyboys

Thought I would just correct your typo, before there`s any miss understanding  

[Sandy Lane]

CusworthRovers wrote:

Sandy Lane, are you male or female?

Also and curiously, have you done some research, or been told, as the name Sandy Lane is in Belle Vue and a road very much akin to the old and new stadium in terms of parking and a thoroughfare for many a pedestrian going to the game.

Yes I'm female and thought most people knew. I got the name from the old forum when BV was still around and the name would be mentioned.  I liked it because it sounds like a girls name but is associated with football, as I wanted to ''blend'  -- like My Cousin Vinny-ish as it turns out. . ;-)   I didn't want to be the yank girl and be the unofficial spokesperson of the US, even though now some like to pull my pig tails and corner me into that role. But I don't mind so much if it helps people look at things from a different perspective.(.It's just that the odds are not in my favor! )  But basically I wanted to learn and chat with people normally.  

P.S.  If I don't always reply to some posts, sincere apologies as sometimes I don't understand (...had never heard of Alan Partridge), don't know  the verbiage, or if it's sarcy, or it's too late to be relevant, etc.  But I will say that I've improved greatly.and very happy y'all chat with me..  Btw, Cussy I really like your CLEAN humor!!  :-)  :-)

[CusworthRovers]

Sandy Lane wrote:

Yes I'm female

In a Joey Tribiani stylee.........'How you doing?'

[Dagenham Rover]

Is Nudga on holiday then?

Thought he'd have been straight in ..so to speak  

[CusworthRovers]

On hearing George is looking to the tradesmans entrance for a release, Nudga is now outside Pentonville bent over with his thumb in his mouth.

[Sandy Lane]

CusworthRovers wrote:


In a Joey Tribiani stylee.........'How you doing?'[/quote]


Ya gotta drop the g as in how ya  doin'...?

Another classic is, \"how 'bout them Rovers??\"  or fill in the blank with any team name...

[Nudga]

Dagenham.Rover wrote:

Is Nudga on holiday then?

Thought he'd have been straight in ..so to speak  

I've been watching and waiting to see how things pan out. Cussy has reverted to type and has put me down as a bummer to try and enhance his own position. Sandy Lane knows what i'm all about and I feel she is waiting for me to pounce, she knows that I have watched Tube8 and Pornhub religiously so I obviously know what American girls want.
I have a tingly sensation in my mutton musket as we speak, but that may have something to do with masturbating with a blob of DeepHeat on my Herman Gelmet.

[Rios]

Didn't we used to stand at the \"Sandy Lane\" end at Rochdale before they stuck crappy seats in there and moved away fans down the side?

[CusworthRovers]

Sandy Lane wrote:

CusworthRovers wrote:


In a Joey Tribiani stylee.........'How you doing?'

Ya gotta drop the g as in how ya  doin'...?

Another classic is, \"how 'bout them Rovers??\"  or fill in the blank with any team name...[/quote]


How bout a bit of lovin and a taste of ole grandma's blueberry pie, honey.

Is that a decent whooing line then?

[Nudga]

CusworthRovers wrote:

Sandy Lane wrote:

CusworthRovers wrote:


In a Joey Tribiani stylee.........'How you doing?'

Ya gotta drop the g as in how ya  doin'...?

Another classic is, \"how 'bout them Rovers??\"  or fill in the blank with any team name...

How bout a bit of lovin and a taste of ole grandma's blueberry pie, honey.

Is that a decent whooing line then?[/quote]

Grandma's blueberry pie? is that your pet name for ya brown squid (sphinxta)

[CusworthRovers]

(reverting to type and eliminating a rival)..........see Sandy, Nudga always brings it back to the old baby starfish, he's such an uncouth person.

[Nudga]

You're a schmoozer cussy, Sandy knows i don't f**k about, straight to the 'A' homeboy.

[jucyberry]

Good grief, between the two of you you will give the poor girl nightmares..

Mind you, I recon she's got both your numbers....        

[Nudga]

jucyberry wrote:

Good grief, between the two of you you will give the poor girl nightmares..

Mind you, I recon she's got both your numbers....        

She an't got mine, I haven't f**kin gid it her.

[jucyberry]

Pmsl...      

[Sandy Lane]

Before we move on to the next game/thread, just wanted to say that although this is a guy's forum, per se, that thankfully these kinds of threads are few and far between and most here are gentlemen.  For the record to the perps, these comments are not funny, clever, or cute, but offensive, crude and unacceptable. I was embarrassed for everyone.

[jucyberry]

To be fair Sandy, I think they are smashing fellas who would in all probability be mortified to think they had offended you.One of my greatest pleasures is reading their banter..
 
The forum is a place they can fool around, it is male dominated after all.. they are just the naughty boys, every club has them, they are the ones who make you shake your head and smile at the same time.

I love em.

[Filo]

It`s Yorkshire humour Sandy, we`re still in the un civilised world this side of the pond  

[Sandy Lane]

Of course Jucy and Filo, I understand all this, and totally love reading the forum and love the lads, and it always cracks me up.  But personally offensive comments (whether said in jest or not) go against every fiber of my being, and I just had to say something.  Cissy and others are actually some of my favorites, but it's who I am.

[Filo]

Sandy Lane wrote:

Of course Jucy and Filo, I understand all this, and totally love reading the forum and love the lads, and it always cracks me up.  But personally offensive comments (whether said in jest or not) go against every fiber of my being, and I just had to say something.  Cissy and others are actually some of my favorites, but it's who I am.

Are you implying Cussy is a sissy?            

[Sandy Lane]

[Nudga]

Sandy Lane wrote:

Before we move on to the next game/thread, just wanted to say that although this is a guy's forum, per se, that thankfully these kinds of threads are few and far between and most here are gentlemen.  For the record to the perps, these comments are not funny, clever, or cute, but offensive, crude and unacceptable. I was embarrassed for everyone.

Well, i'll consider myself well and truelly bollocked then. Don't be embarrassed for everyone though, most know what me and Cussy are all about. What we say isn't meant as a personal thing, it's just good old fashioned toilet humour that lads share whilst having a pint before the footy. Saying that though, I will apologise to you as it isn't your cup of tea and no offense was aimed at you.

[Filo]

Nudga wrote:

Sandy Lane wrote:

Before we move on to the next game/thread, just wanted to say that although this is a guy's forum, per se, that thankfully these kinds of threads are few and far between and most here are gentlemen.  For the record to the perps, these comments are not funny, clever, or cute, but offensive, crude and unacceptable. I was embarrassed for everyone.

Well, i'll consider myself well and truelly bollocked then. Don't be embarrassed for everyone though, most know what me and Cussy are all about. What we say isn't meant as a personal thing, it's just good old fashioned toilet humour that lads share whilst having a pint before the footy. Saying that though, I will apologise to you as it isn't your cup of tea and no offense was aimed at you.

Soft git!

[Nudga]

Filo wrote:

Nudga wrote:

Sandy Lane wrote:

Before we move on to the next game/thread, just wanted to say that although this is a guy's forum, per se, that thankfully these kinds of threads are few and far between and most here are gentlemen.  For the record to the perps, these comments are not funny, clever, or cute, but offensive, crude and unacceptable. I was embarrassed for everyone.

Well, i'll consider myself well and truelly bollocked then. Don't be embarrassed for everyone though, most know what me and Cussy are all about. What we say isn't meant as a personal thing, it's just good old fashioned toilet humour that lads share whilst having a pint before the footy. Saying that though, I will apologise to you as it isn't your cup of tea and no offense was aimed at you.

Soft git!

Shit off cock nose.

[jucyberry]

Cos you know, I had a thought, suddenly dawned on me who you two remind me of....

It has to be Jay from The Inbetweeners......

Lewd, crude, but underneath....Awwwwww bless. There is something about him that is quite irresistable.

[redbrez]

a lot of lads have been talking about the inbetweeners so i thought i would give it a try and have watched all the series on sea saw, and thought it was hilarious and brings back memories of when i was that age cant decide if i am in team t**t or not?

[jucyberry]

Team t**t.. I love it..





hope I'm a member too..

I did love this weeks episode, it reminded me of the one and only time I was given weed. Was so upset at the breakup of a relationship (blessing as it turned out) my friend david said try this it will help you relax, think I had nearly an eighth in a cup of coffee...Didn't get the uncontrollable arms like Will, or the need for my mummy, but time did pass really, really, really, really slowly....And as the remake of charlies angels was on at the time it was intolerable..      

[Sandy Lane]

Nudga wrote:

Filo wrote:

Nudga wrote:

Sandy Lane wrote:

Before we move on to the next game/thread, just wanted to say that although this is a guy's forum, per se, that thankfully these kinds of threads are few and far between and most here are gentlemen.  For the record to the perps, these comments are not funny, clever, or cute, but offensive, crude and unacceptable. I was embarrassed for everyone.

Well, i'll consider myself well and truelly bollocked then. Don't be embarrassed for everyone though, most know what me and CussyT are all about. What we say isn't meant as a personal thing, it's just good old fashioned toilet humour that lads share whilst having a pint before the footy. Saying that though, I will apologise to you as it isn't your cup of tea and no offense was aimed at you.

Soft git!

Shit off cock nose.

Thank you Nudga. :-).

Melt down over and glad things are back to normal Filo!  :-)

[Viking Don]

Just to defend personally offensive comments....They are perfectly acceptable when the person you're taking the piss out of is posting b*llocks on a regular(ish) basis.

Or if they they choose completely inappropriate nicknames, like thin white duke.

EDIT: For the record Sandy, I had you down as a yank living in Hyde Park (an odd thought I know), but now I know you live in bloody AMERICA, well that bloody AMERICA with it's tungsten carbide drills, you're just like Jucy, another weirdo female internet stalker.

We love 'em.

Ps Debs, only messing.