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bobjimwilly

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #30 on November 02, 2010, 07:16:35 pm by bobjimwilly »
When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts?  :blink:
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Bentley Bullet

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #31 on November 02, 2010, 07:33:09 pm by Bentley Bullet »
bobjimwilly wrote:
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When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts?  :blink:




Nigella \" When stuffing a Turkey, par 'Tits' legs and push in the paxo\"
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bobjimwilly

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #32 on November 02, 2010, 10:18:57 pm by bobjimwilly »
Bentley Bullet wrote:
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bobjimwilly wrote:
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When would Nigella have used the words \"tits\" in any of her scripts?  :blink:




Nigella \" When stuffing a Turkey, par 'Tits' legs and push in the paxo\"


lol quality - good call!  :laugh:
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RobTheRover

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #33 on November 03, 2010, 09:15:10 am by RobTheRover »
This is now officially my favourite off topic thread.

Actually, second favourite.  MikeF's \"Film titles with the word Kitson in them\" still rules.
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CusworthRovers

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #34 on November 04, 2010, 12:33:54 pm by CusworthRovers »
nightporter wrote:
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Suranne Jones, now you're talking.



Sweet Jesus of Nazareth, I hate those naff greasy Ketchup/Mustard bottles.


I would just be happy to nail her belly button, might suit my sparra anyway
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Mike_F

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #35 on November 04, 2010, 04:00:48 pm by Mike_F »
RobTheRover wrote:
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This is now officially my favourite off topic thread.

Actually, second favourite.  MikeF's \"Film titles with the word cnut in them\" still rules.


Why thank you Rob, you Jurassic Kitson, you!
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RobTheRover

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #36 on November 09, 2010, 01:29:02 am by RobTheRover »
I preferred \"Kitsonfinger\"
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donnyjay

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #37 on November 09, 2010, 01:39:14 am by donnyjay »
Why can't I find that thread in the search section Rob?
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Mike_F

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #38 on November 09, 2010, 09:48:44 am by Mike_F »
It was on th old board - when I heard that the word \"
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CusworthRovers

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #39 on November 09, 2010, 10:52:37 am by CusworthRovers »
As said, is there a link to that old thread. Comedy Forum gold.

Personally I think we should do it again, not to kill it mind, but in times of celebration, like play offs, Xmas Eve, New Years Eve or when Carlings banned
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Mike_F

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #40 on November 09, 2010, 11:42:53 am by Mike_F »
Perhaps you're right mate. We could have a festive edition with such classics as:

Kitson Alone
It's a Wonderful Kitson
The Kitson of  Music

and my personal favourite; Santa Claus: The Kitson.
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Dagenham Rover

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #41 on November 09, 2010, 12:36:40 pm by Dagenham Rover »
Big Cnut  Little Cnut
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CusworthRovers

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #42 on November 09, 2010, 02:27:30 pm by CusworthRovers »
Shit boys, leave it you've got me on one now:

The Kitson of Oz
Seven Kitsons for Seven Brothers

or


Deck the Kitson with boughs of holly fal la la laaa, lal la la laaar
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Sheepskin Stu

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #43 on November 09, 2010, 07:55:22 pm by Sheepskin Stu »
Raiders Of The Lost Kitson
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Mike_F

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« Reply #44 on November 09, 2010, 08:46:46 pm by Mike_F »
God I wish this had never started up again - it's like tourettes; I don't want to post nay more but I can't help it. I've got film titles eating away inside and after that stressful first half I've got to let them out before they drive me mad...

The Notorious Betty Kitson
The Shawshank Kitson
Karate Kitson
Kitson vs Predator
Moulin Kitson
Romeo and Kitson

aaaand relax. That's better.

Actually I seem to remember the original thread attracting something daft like two million views in 48 hours. Which just goes to show how many Kitsons there are putting Kitson into their search engines!
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BillyStubbsTears

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #45 on November 09, 2010, 08:58:55 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Classic songs:

Simple Minds: Belfast Kitson

Specials: Longshot Kick De Kitson

Stone Roses: I Wanna Be A Kitson

Slade: Cum on Feel the Kitson

Gorillaz: Feel Good Kitson

Style Council: Speak Like a Kitson

The Jam: Absolute Kitsons
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Nudga

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #46 on November 10, 2010, 06:52:32 am by Nudga »
Always liked to see Wallace and Gromit and a Kitson Shave at Christmas.
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gillinghamrover

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #47 on November 10, 2010, 07:28:23 am by gillinghamrover »
Harry Potter and the Order of the Cnut

or my favourite from the Lord of the Cnut trilogy
The Return of the Cnut
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RobTheRover

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #48 on November 10, 2010, 07:38:55 am by RobTheRover »
The Hunt For Red Cnut
Cnut Academy
The Man With Two Cnuts
The Cnut Who Loved Me
Cnutfellas
Snatch
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bobjimwilly

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #49 on November 10, 2010, 08:36:36 am by bobjimwilly »
RobTheRover wrote:
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The Hunt For Red Cnut
Cnut Academy
The Man With Two Cnuts
The Cnut Who Loved Me
Cnutfellas
Snatch


quality  :P
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BillyStubbsTears

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #50 on November 10, 2010, 10:00:24 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Oldie classics.

The Day the Kitson Stood Still
Invasion of the KitsonSnatchers
On the WaterKitson.
The Kitson Machine
Clash of the Kitsons
It Came From Outer Kitson
The Man With the Golden Kitson
War of the Kitsons.
The Kitson Who Fell To Earth
The Kitsons from Brazil
The Day the Kitson Caught Fire
Mars Needs Kitsons
Dr StrangeKitson (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kitson)
The Kitson that Time Forgot
20,000 Kitsons Under the Sea.
Journey to the Centre of the Kitson
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BobG

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #51 on November 10, 2010, 10:13:46 am by BobG »
Where Kitsons Dare
The Last Kitson
The Sound of Kitson
Mary Kitson
Bring Me the Head of a Kitson
The Hunt for Red Kitson
Kitsons High
633 Kitsons - now the musical accompaniment to that would be just perfick!
Top Kitson

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eastender

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #52 on November 10, 2010, 11:18:20 am by eastender »
Last [strike]Tango[/strike] Cnut in Paris

[strike]Gangs[/strike] Cnuts of New York

American [strike]Werewolf[/strike] Cnut in London

[strike]Sleepless[/strike] Cnutless in Seattle

[strike]Moscow[/strike] Cnut is bleeding

Texas [strike]Chainsaw[/strike] Cnut massacre

Shanghai [strike]Surprise[/strike] Cnut

[strike]Chicago[/strike] Cnut

Miss [strike]Saigon[/strike] Cnut
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Mike_F

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #53 on November 10, 2010, 12:10:40 pm by Mike_F »
More song titles:

Sitting on the Kitson of the Bay
Smells Like Teen Kitson
Saturday night Kitson
Kitson is the Law
This is How it Feels to be Kitson
Dancing in the Kitson
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Bentley Bullet

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #54 on November 10, 2010, 12:22:29 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Kitson with the wind
Whatever happened to baby Kitson
Kitson by gaslight
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keyser_soze

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #55 on November 10, 2010, 01:24:08 pm by keyser_soze »
Indiana [strike]Jones[/strike] Cnut and the [strike]Temple[/strike] Cnut of Doom
Star [strike]Wars[/strike] Cnuts - A New [strike]Hope[/strike] Cnut
The Dark [strike]Knight[/strike] Cnut
The Italian [strike]Job[/strike] Cnut
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BillyStubbsTears

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #56 on November 10, 2010, 01:30:36 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
More songs.

Abba  Gimme Gimme Gimme a Kitson after Midnight.

Stone Roses. I am the Kitson

Iggy Pop. I wanna be your Kitson.

Beatles. I wanna hold your Kitson

Elvis. You were always on my Kitson.

Madness. Baggy Kitsons.

New Order. Kitsons like us.

Nena. 99 Red Kitsons

Wings. Give Ireland back to the Kitsons.

Simple Minds. Promised you a Kitson & Glittering Kitson & Up on the Kitson
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RobTheRover

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #57 on November 10, 2010, 02:02:43 pm by RobTheRover »
More movies....

On Golden Cnut
Cnut on the Roof
Enter the Cnut
When Harry Met Cnut
Three Men and a Little Cnut
Dirty Cnut
Father of the Cnut
In the name of the Cnut
Cnut in Pink
The Breakfast Cnut
Cnut at Tiffanys
King Cnut
The Girls with the Pearl Cnut
The Girl with the Cnut Tattoo
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Filo

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Re:Nigella Lawson:
« Reply #58 on November 10, 2010, 02:16:59 pm by Filo »
Big Kitsonry
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River Don

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« Reply #59 on November 10, 2010, 03:25:58 pm by River Don »
the Extra Cnut
StarCnut or Cnutwars
The Cnut Strikes Back
Return of the Cnut
Zulu Cnut
The Loneliness of a Long Distance Cnut
The Good, the Bad & the Cnut
Toy Cnut or Cnut Story
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Cnut
The Cnut of Brian
Resovoir Cnut
CnutSpotting
There will be Cnut
Apocalypse Cnut
Brassed Cnut
The Full Cnut
Full Metal Cnut
One Flew over the Cnuts Nest
Raging Cnut
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