Nigella Lawson:

[Savvy]

Just watched last nights episode on the planner, can anyone actually which her programmes without getting a twitch on?

Never mind Bo Derek, this girls the complete package!!!

 

[jucyberry]

Well Stace and I watched it, but it didn't do anything for us..      

Have to say she seems to be simpering even more than usual and that's going some, and are we really supposed to believe she gets up in the middle of the night to pig out like that? she would be the size of the two fat ladies put together if she did...

Having said that, she is the most stunningly lovely woman.  Where Delia looks like she would slap the back of your leg if you messed up her recipie, Nigella, looks as if she would just pitch in and scoff it however it turns out.

[Savvy]

jucyberry wrote:

Well Stace and I watched it, but it didn't do anything for us..      

Have to say she seems to be simpering even more than usual and that's going some, and are we really supposed to believe she gets up in the middle of the night to pig out like that? she would be the size of the two fat ladies put together if she did...

Having said that, she is the most stunningly lovely woman.  Where Delia looks like she would slap the back of your leg if you messed up her recipie, Nigella, looks as if she would just pitch in and scoff it however it turns out.

Old Delia's partial to a drop of the old cooking sherry as well, wheras Nigella looks more of a Pimms Girl to me!!!
 

That Roast rib of beef with port and stilton gravy she conjured up on the last christmas show looked define, if I'd have prepared that, I'd have been prepared to fight anyone who so much as pointed a knife at it!!!!  

[CusworthRovers]

Easy job for the cameraman, who is always well scripted before each shoot.

1. Food shot
2. Breast shot
3. Smouldering raven haired face shot
4. Breast shot
5. Food shot
6. Breast shot
7. Smouldering....and so on and so forth


Linking in with that Claret Charlie thread, this lady would be ideal for that

[DN8ROVER]

Posh bird...mucky as f**k...i'd bell her all over!

[Shornton]

I'm sure she's really happy about that,

[jucyberry]

I'm just glad Jamie Oliver doesn't use such come hither tecniques (sp) the thought of him flutterng his eyelashes in such a fashion is qiute gag making.....

Now Gino DiCampo on the other hand...................  

[BobG]

No. No. NO. NO. And no.

She should have been seen to round the back of the bikesheds when she was abaout 16.

Bloody awful woman.

BobG

[Savvy]

Aw, come on Bob, marks out of two, surely you'd give her one?

[BobG]

No. I wouldn't. Honestly, I thinks she's dreadful. Dreadful physically with too much weight flopping about and dreadful too when she opens her mouth.  Can you just imagine having to listen to that yacking on while you're doing the business? I feel sick already.

BobG

[eastender]

She is Pure Filth  

[Mike_F]

She looks like a bloody Bo Selecta there. Nice rack but that face is all wrong. I know you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire but you still wake up to the ashes in the morning. I'm with Bob on this one... although my judgement probably shouldn't be trusted as I'd quite like to give Kirstie Allsop one!

P.S. For legal reasons may I say that whilst in agreement with bob I'd like to change \"about\" to \"at least\"  

[Donnywolf]

eastender wrote:

She is Pure Filth  

cant disagree with that but I CANT forget from whence she came and an image of her dad and in particlar his Spitting Image puppet always spoils the image.




Nigel Lawson - or WE ALL SIGN ON - perfect anagram for a Maggie Chancellor

[BobG]

Looking at that pic.... I'd rather shag her Dad. And I ain't gay either.

BobG

[Snods Shinpad 2]

If she asked me nicely, I'd pop my veg in her Aga.

[Dickie Dido]

Looks aren't everything, but you can't w**k over a personality.

[Savvy]

Dickie Dido wrote:

Looks aren't everything, but you can't wonk over a personality.

And being a Bentley lad, I've always thought there was alot of mileage in the old adage \"a bad fcuk is better than a good wonk\"!!!!  

[CusworthRovers]

I think some of you need your pecker feeling. How could you turn that down?

Agreed, not Miss World standard, but very much horses for courses. In my dreams I don't have a room full of stick insects or all looking like barbie dolls.

What I would do with her puddings or her beef curtains!

Cream on that madam?

And this ones for your dad love.......bushta, straight up to the acorns

[Al4475]

She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg

[Savvy]

Al4475 wrote:

She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg

FFS!  Cornflakes just gone all over the place!  

Are you two acquainted? Looks like you've taken that with your camera phone, either way outstanding work!!!!

       

[Filo]

Well I would!  

[eastender]

Nigella talking dirty  


Don't view if easily offended.



[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12J95N6Zyqc[/video]

[CusworthRovers]

Quality, although one or two may be offended

[inSODwetrust]

Never mind Nigella, watched Single Father and Suranne Jones might have wonky eyebrows, but everything else seems ok to me!  

[Mike_F]

Did she get her norks out then? I only ask because the missus has been watching it and she skyplussed it last night. I thought it looked shite so I haven't been watching but it could be worth fast forwarding through later on!

[inSODwetrust]

There was a bit of titage in last weeks episode when they fcuked in a hotel in Edinburgh, but she had them covered by the bed sheets, but you got the idea of the size etc.  

[Wellington Vaults]

inSODwetrust wrote:

There was a bit of titage in last weeks episode when they fcuked in a hotel in Edinburgh, but she had them covered by the bed sheets, but you got the idea of the size etc.  

Bloody hell, I know Nigella can be a little on the \"suggestive\" side, but full blown sex is a bit near the bone.  What on eath was on the menu?  Surely not her famous Battered Buns?

[Old Popsider]

Al4475 wrote:

She doesn't do much for me too be honest - I suppose these aren't a bad pair tho!

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nigella-lawson1.jpg

Udderly delightful!! Keep me ears warm on a cold night  

[nightporter]

Suranne Jones, now you're talking.

[Nudga]

nightporter wrote:

Suranne Jones, now you're talking.

Holy vagina Batman, i'd snap that bitch in two.