Nigella Lawson:

[Dutch Uncle]

This thread is now so long it's difficult to see if anyone is repeating themself themself....

But anyway (apologies if I am not first with any of these)

Songs:

Wuthering Cnuts (by some singer with an appropriate name)
Fairy Cnut of New York (Pogues + Kirsty M - actually put cnut anywhere in that title)
Slip Sliding cnut (Simon & Garfunkel)

TV Shows:
Open All Cnuts (Donny favourite?)
Auf Wiedersehen Cnut
Sex in the Cnut (also film)

[redwine]

Close Rob, I meant the Green Day song


I'm sorry YOU were offended by my comments Robin, er I mean Sandy. So let's redress the balance


English Kitson - The Jam

(hmmn, didn't offend me at all............ )




and a few more

American Kitson - Madonna..........more a statement of fact rather than a song I'd say

Maybe I'm a Kitson - Paul McCartney and Wings

The first time I ever saw your Kitson - Roberta Flack

In a big Kitson tree - Big Country

[jucyberry]

Deep Kitson..........



Make of it what you may..lol

[Pintolager]

jucyberry wrote:

Deep cnut..........



Make of it what you may..lol

JucyKitson - some more:

Four Kitsons and a Funeral
The Kitsons of Eastwick
We Were Kitsons
The Kitsons have eyes

[BillyStubbsTears]

Comedies.

That Was The Kitson That Was

Month Python's Flying Kitson

Whatever Happened to The Likely Kitsons

It Ain't Half Hot Kitson

Only Fools and Kitsons

Alas Kitson and Kitson

The Kitson Ones

Filthy Kitson and Catflap

Front Bottom.

[cas rover]

all the festive songs

Away in a cnut
Good king cnutless lass cnut out
Once in Royal cnut city
Silent cnut
While shepherds cnut there flocks
and the classic
Twinkle twinkle little cnut

[BillyStubbsTears]

Charles Dickens books.

 Bleak Kitson

Great Kitsons

Kitsonby and Son

The Old Kitson Shop

Oliver Kitson

Our Mutual Kitson

A Tail and Two Kitsons.

[jucyberry]

On dvd,

Kitsons, the box set..........  

[cas rover]

class act  B)  

[GM-MarkB]

Been to Newcastle and back today on a delivery....been humming the new 'All Time Low' single since I heard it on the radio this morning...

'Lost in Cnut'  

[GM-MarkB]

Actually, just been looking through my iTunes track listing on my PC. Got some interesting tunes on here...

Flavour of the Cnut - American Hi-Fi
Open Your Cnut - Alter Bridge
Blood on the Cnut - A.S.A.P
If You Want Cnut (you got it) - AC/DC
Do It For Me Cnut - Angels & Airwaves
Nothing Left To Say But Cnut - Audioslave
Dancin' With My Cnut - Billy Idol

to name a few  

[River Don]

Some British Comedy

The Cnut Life
Cnut Primeminister?
Phoenix Cnut
The Royle Cnut
The League of Cnuts
BlackCnut
Not the 9 O Clock Cnut
That Was The Cnut That Was
The Fast Cnut
The Cnut Today
Father Cnut
Cnut Books
Have I Got Cnut For You
Last of the Cnut Wine

[River Don]

Lets get serious now. News and Politics.

CnutTime
This Cnut
The Daily Cnit
Cnutorama
Look Cnut
...or Cnut North
Cnut Night

[RobTheRover]

Classic Green Day songs....

Kitson for a Day
Good Kitson (The Time of your life)
Kitson Stink Breath
Welcome to Kitson
2000 Kitson years away
Good Kitsons finish last
Kitson of Suburbia
Know your Kitson
Kitson Stew
Macy's Kitson Parade

[jucyberry]

Gordon Ramsey...



Well, it is a Kitson thread..............

[CusworthRovers]

One from the boards of the West End

Kitson trap


And a couple of game shows

Kitsonety Kitson
Who wants to be a Kitson
I'm a Kitson get me out of here

[Snods Shinpad 2]

Former managers...

Dave Cnutsack

Steve Cnuthole

Sammy Cnut

Dave MacCnut

and the biggest cnut of the lot, Mark Weaver.

[jucyberry]

How about the Mel Brooks collection..

Kitson anxiety..

Young Kitson...

blazing Kitsons..

Kitson stinks...

Silent Kitson...........







and my particular favorite...



Robin Hood, Kitson in tights....  

 :laugh     :

[CusworthRovers]

Sorry folks, can we retire this thread on this one I've just remembered:

More early 80's music:

Zoom.......Fat Kitsons Band

[mushRTID]

Ha only just read this, very funny.

 

Oasis tunes.

All round the cnut
Wonder-cnut
Stand by cnut
The Master-cnut
Rock n Roll cnut
Cigarettes and Alco-cnut
Mucky cnut
My big cnut
Put yer money where yer cnut is
sunday morning cnut
Who feels cnut

[BillyStubbsTears]

Coen Brothers films.

The Big Kitson.

The Kitson who wasn't there.

Oh Kitson where art thou?

Insufferable Kitson.

A Serious Kitson

Burn After Kitsoning

Kitson Grit

The Kitsonsucker Proxy

Kitsoning Arizona.

No Country for Old Kitsons.

[donnyjay]

May I offer the topical but also accurate

 I'm a cnut... Get me out of here.

P.S. BST, shouldn't that be Intolerable Kitson?

[CusworthRovers]

Some Xmas No1's, that didn't quite make it for some reason

I have a Kitson.....Westlife
Do they know it's Kitson.......Band Aid
Mad Kitson....Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules
Mistletoe and Kitson.....Cliff Richard
When a Kitson is born......Johnny Mathis
There's no one quite like Kitson.....St Winifreds School Choir
Long Haired Kitson from Liverpool.....little Jimmy Osmond

[BillyStubbsTears]

Synth pop classics:

I just can't get Kitson

Don't you want Kitson?

Are Friends Kitsons?

Trans-Europ-Kitson

Video Killed the Kitson

Kitson on the Ceiling

Yesterday's Kitson

Crushed by the Kitsons of Industry

Robert DeNiro's a Kitson

Tainted Kitson

West End Kitsons

Sweet Kitsons are made of this.

[Dagenham Rover]

Steve Cnuterill

[inSODwetrust]

mushRTID wrote:

Ha only just read this, very funny.

 

Oasis tunes.

All round the cnut
Wonder-cnut
Stand by cnut
The Master-cnut
Rock n Roll cnut
Cigarettes and Alco-cnut
Mucky cnut
My big cnut
Put yer money where yer cnut is
sunday morning cnut
Who feels cnut

You forgot 'f**kin' in the cnut' Mush

[RobTheRover]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Synth pop classics:

I just can't get cnut

Don't you want cnut?

Are Friends cnuts?

Trans-Europ-cnut

Video Killed the cnut

cnut on the Ceiling

Yesterday's cnut

Crushed by the cnuts of Industry

Robert DeNiro's a cnut

Tainted cnut

West End cnuts

Sweet cnuts are made of this.

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Cnut
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Cnut Apart
Blancmange - Living On The Cnut
Aztec Camera - Working in a Cnut
A-Ha - Cnut On Me
Trio - Cnut Cnut Cnut
Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Cnut
The Psychedelic Furs - Cnut in Pink
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Cnut Missile F1-11
Westworld - Sonic Boom Cnut (and I've heard a few of those go off, too!)

[CusworthRovers]

The Beatles:

And your Kitson can sing
All you need is Kitson
Back in the Kitson
Can't buy me Kitson
Listen, do you want to know a Kitson
Eight Kitsons a week
I want to hold your Kitson
I've just seen a Kitson
Kitson (That's what I want)
The Kitson on the hill
Kitson to ride
While my Kitson gently weeps

[bobjimwilly]

CusworthRovers wrote:

The Beatles:

And your cnut can sing
All you need is cnut
Back in the cnut
Can't buy me cnut
Listen, do you want to know a cnut
Eight cnuts a week
I want to hold your cnut
I've just seen a cnut
cnut (That's what I want)
The cnut on the hill
cnut to ride
While my cnut gently weeps

   can anyone top the Beatles?

[jucyberry]

Or to put it another way,,,Kitson buy me love...