joke......

[jucyberry]

Ireland has committed itself to helping with the no fly zone in Lybia, and is sending 200 cans of Vapona...

[BillyStubbsTears]

Ah well, if we're doing jokes in lieu of togger...

Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?







Because he said he wouldn't.

[jucyberry]

Altho to paraphrase..... he has to be careful because if he carries on like this he will have nothing to cross the road for...lol

[BillyStubbsTears]

True. But of course if you look at it carefully and honestly you'll find that in fact, in a very real sense, I DIDN'T cross the road. And for Ed Miliband to say that I did. Well, quite frankly nothing Labour says surprises me these days.





Press Release by Lib Dem Head Office 3 hours later. \"We'd like to clarify Nick's earlier comments. There was apparently some misunderstanding over the precise meaning of the interviewer's use of the terms 'road' and 'cross' in the exact context of the particular interview. There was no suggestion of any attempt by Nick to be deceitful. He simply didn't know what the f**k he was talking about.   We hope that now clears up the situation.\"

[RedJ]

David Cameron.

[CusworthRovers]

My niece Tess is besotted with Mr Men. She's adamant she is going to marry Mr Tickle when she is older. Here's hoping she sticks to her own surname