Checklist for real supporters: Preston (H)

[Snods Shinpad 2]

1. Have an extra pint. Get in the stands early and make some noise for 90 minutes. If you are sat next to someone who isn't making a noise, ask them if they 'are Preston' with a look of menace on your face. If you see someone using their mobile phone when the game is on, take it off them and throw it at the Preston keeper/lino/Phil Orange.

2. If any Rovers player goes down in the box: everybody up screaming murder. Give the ref no choice, but to point to the spot.

3. If Oster/Stock/Coppinger/whoever misplaces a pass or blazes it over the bar. Clap...encourage...don't moan.

4. If we're winning and the ball flies into the crowd, take your time throwing it back. If possible slip a toothpick into the nozzle before returning it.

5. If you see anyone trying to leave the stadium before the final whistle has gone, trip them and pin them down. Restraint jackets and rope will placed under every seat to assist proper fanatics with this task.

6. Intimidate the ref/lino as loudly as possible at every decision.

7. If we've won, or played well and lost, stay and clap the bloody players off the pitch.

I'll be at the players entrance with my 'Welcome to Hell' banner waiting to heckle and bung some flares at the Preston players when they arrive. BobG's deathray has been temporarily moved to take out their tyres on the M62 after a last minute deal was brokered with Berkshire late last night.

Feel free to add to this list..

[redrover19]

sing the song of every player on the pitch to make them feel important and spur them on

+ Sod`s song

[Wellred]

If we are 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go somebody kidnap SOD

[donnyproletarian]

1. Have an extra pint. Get in the stands early and make some noise for 90 minutes. If you are sat next to someone who isn't making a noise, ask them if they 'are Preston' with a look of menace on your face. If you see someone using their mobile phone when the game is on, take it off them and throw it at the Preston keeper/lino/Phil Orange.

2. If any Rovers player goes down in the box: everybody up screaming murder. Give the ref no choice, but to point to the spot.

3. If Oster/Stock/Coppinger/whoever misplaces a pass or blazes it over the bar. Clap...encourage...don't moan.

4. If we're winning and the ball flies into the crowd, take your time throwing it back. If possible slip a toothpick into the nozzle before returning it.

5. If you see anyone trying to leave the stadium before the final whistle has gone, trip them and pin them down. Restraint jackets and rope will placed under every seat to assist proper fanatics with this task.

6. Intimidate the ref/lino as loudly as possible at every decision.

7. If we've won, or played well and lost, stay and clap the bloody players off the pitch.

I'll be at the players entrance with my 'Welcome to Hell' banner waiting to heckle and bung some flares at the Preston players when they arrive. BobG's deathray has been temporarily moved to take out their tyres on the M62 after a last minute deal was brokered with Berkshire late last night.

Feel free to add to this list..

Before the game send a decapitated horses head to SODS house and place it on his pillow

Tell all the players to make there wills if we loose

Hire a spiritual guru to hypnotise them into believing they are reincarnations of pele , Best and the like

Promise the players a free xbox and a season ticket to a reputable knocking shop of their choice

Do that funny moiri dance that rugby players do

Ask them to read the Blades foruum and they  will feel like we are top of the championship

Last but not least Pray

[jonnydog]

Stay positive, summon the 'Pop-Stand' Spirit across the lake from Belle Vue 'Cemetary' and basically Rock the foundations of hell tonight!!!  

RTIFkinD  

[Donnywolf]

If we are 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go somebody kidnap SOD

... AND if he is on the Bench bring Sulli on !

[DRFC.drummer]

ha this is class!  yeah lets all get behind the boys tonight. if anybody starts a chant i promise too go along with it louder than ever!

[CusworthRovers]

They need a decent win bonus as well, how about:

A good mornings teabagging session with Sean, plus getting bummed by a minor celebrity, I don't know somebody like John Virgo and his new Cue

[Filo]

4. If we're winning and the ball flies into the crowd, take your time throwing it back. If possible slip a toothpick into the nozzle before returning it.

On that particular point, if the ball flies into the crowd and we want to play it quickly, hold on to the ball until we score or our attack breaks down. On the other hand, if Preston want to play it quickly and our players are out of position, make sure you throw the ball back in such a trajectory that it clears the ball boy and lands on the field of play, forcing the ref to stop the game

[jonnydog]

They need a decent win bonus as well, how about:

A good mornings teabagging session with Sean, plus getting bummed by a minor celebrity, I don't know somebody like John Virgo and his new Cue

... Pot as many balls as you can!!!  

[philsky]

Hang on, just bring loads of balls for use tactically when needed ?

[nice one rovers]

All the above , plus, Stay until they finish playing.

[WSBBA_Ben]

I enjoyed this & have passed it on to a few of the lads if you don't mind...

Let's get behind them tonight; do not be afraid to stand up and sing with us if you're in the West.

[RoversDave]

ha this is class!  yeah lets all get behind the boys tonight. if anybody starts a chant i promise too go along with it louder than ever!

[rovgers]

Good Shout Ben!:thumbsup:

[CusworthRovers]

ha this is class!  yeah lets all get behind the boys tonight. if anybody starts a chant i promise too go along with it louder than ever!

I've spotted a few celebs on there:

1.The lead singer of Travis without the shirt
2. JOC below him
3. Mark James below him and slightly to our right
4.That woman at the back who's going to get hit by the invisible ball