Hate the phrase but, sadly NFN... :(

[jucyberry]

My next door  but one neighbour is an odd chap..When we went to high school he always had a daily Express tucked under his arm..We always thought that to be odd for a 14yr old...

When I moved into this house visitors spent many happy hours trying to see the railway platform, complete with authentic Heacham sign and gas lamp in his back garden...much specuation was entered into when his wife ran off with her computer tutor...I came to the conclusion she got sick of him wearing a station masters cap and sitting on a railway trolly whilst she pushed him up and down the track...I kid you not...

I did think he was unusual...

Then I saw this..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002475/Teenager-turns-shed-shrine-Dads-Army-TV-heroes.html

Suddenly and painfully Normal for Norfolk suddenly seems sadly apt..

[donnyjay]

I think you're being a bit harsh on the young chap there JB.

In my vast wealth of experience nothing gets the chicks moist quicker than a garden shed full of Dad's Army memorabillia.  Apart from doing handbrake turns in a Lidl carpark, obviously.

[Filo]

That lad needs to experience the local ales and the local 19 year old slapper, the dad`s army gear will soon be ditched!

[BLIR]

Headline should read \"sad 19 yr old virgin chooses shed full of old tat over an actual life\".

If he doesn't get rid of that shit he'll have knackers like space hoppers before he gets someone to empty them for him!