From my local paper today..

[jucyberry]

http://www.lynnnews.co.uk/news/latest-news/200_fine_for_man_who_defecated_on_dead_hedgehog_1_3042853

All I can say is to me, the hedgehog is the victim, but as the poor thing like Python's parrot is deceased...what the heck is it going to spend it's £15 pounds victim compensation on????

and, did he pick that spot deliberately.. :dry:

[keyser_soze]

I guess when you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

Maybe a dirty protest against our spiky roadkill friends.

[jucyberry]

I can't help wondering what Victor Meldrew would have said if his hedghog had been so used...

and how far must he have travelled to find a public hedgehog that was actually open..

[Glyn_Wigley]

He wasn't fined for crapping on the hedgehog. He was fined for 'outraging public decency by defecating in the street'. The hedgehog was a coincidence but made a good headline. That's how misinformation is spread through the land.

[Filo]

He wasn't fined for crapping on the hedgehog. He was fined for 'outraging public decency by defecating in the street'. The hedgehog was a coincidence but made a good headline. That's how misinformation is spread through the land.

District Judge John Stobart fined Ford, of Middlecott Close, Boston, £100 and ordered him to pay £85 costs and a £15 victim surcharge

So who was the victim then? and if there was no victim whats the £15 victim surcharge all about?

[Nudga]

He wasn't fined for crapping on the hedgehog. He was fined for 'outraging public decency by defecating in the street'. The hedgehog was a coincidence but made a good headline. That's how misinformation is spread through the land.

District Judge John Stobart fined Ford, of Middlecott Close, Boston, £100 and ordered him to pay £85 costs and a £15 victim surcharge

So who was the victim then? and if there was no victim whats the £15 victim surcharge all about?

The £15 went to the shitty dead hedgehog's wife. I've heard she spent the £15 for a twenty minute session at the Appy Feet fish foot salon.

[Glyn_Wigley]

He wasn't fined for crapping on the hedgehog. He was fined for 'outraging public decency by defecating in the street'. The hedgehog was a coincidence but made a good headline. That's how misinformation is spread through the land.

District Judge John Stobart fined Ford, of Middlecott Close, Boston, £100 and ordered him to pay £85 costs and a £15 victim surcharge

So who was the victim then? and if there was no victim whats the £15 victim surcharge all about?

Whoever owns the property he was shitting on I would assume, as it doesn't say. Certainly not the bloody hedgehog.

[RobTheRover]

I thought the vitim surcharges all went into a pot and benefited victims of crime on a case by case basis.

[jucyberry]

I just liked the headline..

Had this vision of the scene in the court room..... Exhibit A milord....................

[Glyn_Wigley]

I just liked the headline..

Had this vision of the scene in the court room..... Exhibit A milord....................

...and if nobody claims it within three months, it's yours...

[GM-MarkB]

Talking of in the news today Deb...would you fancy a meet up if I could get 'her'to come

http://news.uk.msn.com/2012-guinness-book-of-world-records#image=10

[jucyberry]

She was on This morning today, It's one thing to have a long tongue, but did she have to keep it's fur coat on?  

The girl with the biggest Afro was on too, sooo pretty.

[GM-MarkB]

She was on This morning today, It's one thing to have a long tongue, but did she have to keep it's fur coat on?  

The girl with the biggest Afro was on too, sooo pretty.

Is it ? Is that from personal experience ? Would you care to elaborate