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cas rover

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Olympics question (joke)
« on August 04, 2012, 12:57:25 pm by cas rover »
Do you think the mens coxless 4`s
should be in the Paralympics games
Yes or No
 which team would come first & where :blush: :facepalm:



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eastender

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #1 on August 04, 2012, 01:02:06 pm by eastender »
It all depends if they can reach 40 strokes per minute .  :woohoo:

Donnywolf

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #2 on August 04, 2012, 03:10:09 pm by Donnywolf »
Might do if they had whores to help them

CusworthRovers

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #3 on August 05, 2012, 02:13:27 pm by CusworthRovers »
Not a problem for me. I've set a few PB's for the following chicks. 

128 strokes per minute for Pendleton
132 strokes per minute for Jess
135 strokes per minute for Sharapova
161 strokes per minute for the womens Beach Volleyball

jucyberry

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #4 on August 05, 2012, 10:07:19 pm by jucyberry »
After seeing where one of the American lads seemed to be keeping what looked to be a spare oar yesterday I'd say coxless is completely the wrong term...  :blush:

Either that or he was breaking in something for a donkey..lol.

GM-MarkB

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #5 on August 06, 2012, 07:44:53 pm by GM-MarkB »
Nadzeya Ostapchuk

Female Shot Putter from Belarus currently taking part in Olympics

Female  :blink:

jucyberry

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #6 on August 06, 2012, 07:59:16 pm by jucyberry »
Oh my Mark, I've just seen her...She looks like Norman Collier's butch love child bless her.

Dagenham Rover

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #7 on August 06, 2012, 08:24:08 pm by Dagenham Rover »
Husband says to wife
 "My Olympic condoms have arrived I think I'll wear Gold tonight




Wife says to husband
 "why don't you wear Silver and come second for a change"

Filo

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #8 on August 13, 2012, 01:44:05 pm by Filo »
Nadzeya Ostapchuk

Female Shot Putter from Belarus currently taking part in Olympics

Female  :blink:



Been stripped of Gold for doping, who`d have thought that eh?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19242736

CusworthRovers

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Re: Olympics question (joke)
« Reply #9 on August 14, 2012, 10:50:39 am by CusworthRovers »
Speaking of which, how the hell is Caster Semenya passing all these testosterone, blood, hormone, DNA tests............all one needs to do is slip their hands in Casters lycra shorts and no doubt be greeted with a foot of cock. Technology surely hasn't moved on that far since Jarmila Kratochvílova used to run with a kids toy canon in her shorts

 

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