Separated at Birth. Number Googol

[BillyStubbsTears]

1) Ale swilling maudlin crooner, "Oi look loik Oim a bag-trotter, but Oim from England really and yer don't get them bags under yer oiys from goin ter bed at 10pm sharp", Shane Mac Gowan


2) Div 3 Championship medal winning defender 2012/13, "Oi look loik Oim a bag-trotter, but Oim from England really  and yer don't get them bags under yer oiys from goin ter bed ever" Andy Griffin


EDIT:

Notice the skilful avoidance of the "He went thataway" gag?

EDIT2:

Credit to Griffin for managing to balance a silver hundred & thousand on his tongue while bawling out instructions to some whippersnapper young enough to be his grandkid.

EDIT 3

And credit to MacGowan for still being alive. Kind of puts all them 28 units a week baba warnings to bed.

[RobTheRover]

Bad Manners frontman, Buster Bloodvessel



Rovers frontman, Ian Hume (presumably after a couple of new year kebabs)