East Stand Ladies toilets

[Draytonian III]

The ladies toilets in the East stand nearest the dividing " Wall " at one of them has a broken seat,two possibly more have got broken locks ,please can they be rectified before the next home game .

[eastender]

Broken Locks....Chuffing hell , me and the blokes either side have to cross swords to have a P#ss. 

[jonnydog]

True...

A cubical each, women don't know how lucky they are. I wonder how they'd react/cope if they all had to sit on one long bench to piss in a trough below?

[jucyberry]

You lad's hair would curl if you saw the state of the average ladies loo. believe you me they can be right filthy cows. After jobs cleaning in a pub and a holiday club when the kids were little I can assure you that they aren't perfumed pink palaces of delight.

Some of the clientele would be more at home peeing in a trough me thinks.

[jonnydog]

It's agreed then, the ladies cubicles will be ripped out and troughs installed. Jobs a good 'un!


... With my positive solutions I should be an SLO

[StocktonRover]

or you could just install some squatties.....

[not on facebook]

People would never Belive that laddies bogs in the norm Get in a far Worse
State Than the mens in the  pub trade

Makes you think what some dirty trollops can Get upto in them

[Mustapha-Dump]

After working in a nightclub for 3 years, doing hourly and end of night checks I can tell you all there is no competition, women's toilets are hands down dirtier and more disgusting in every way, which I struggled to believe! Saying that I can not speak on behalf of that nightclub and not all ladies toilets everywhere, no offence meant!

[jucyberry]

Sadly anywhere there is booze there will be dirty mares so I would say it is the same for most places.

At least in the men's the worst you get is usually puke. 

[BillyStubbsTears]

How far we've come eh?

7 years back, I was regularly standing in a trickle of piss pouring out of the rotting Portaloos on the Rosso end of the Pop Side. And I would not dared let my pert and much lusted-after Gluteus Maximus make contact with any of the bog seats at OBV. In fact, I frequently did a No2 whilst in a semi-crouch, arse 1 inch above the festering seat, relying on my whipchord-like Rectus Femoris to keep me stable while I passed my motion.

And look at us now. We'll be demanding Triple Quilted Andrex and one of them Japanese remote control anal douche contraptions next.

[not on facebook]

Was working in a pub downtown Oslo about 12 years back.it was a tuesday
So i had to double check all the  deliverys and paper work.

Pub open at 13.00 and big bad was first in for a pint at 13.01,then all the deliverys start to turn up so iam very very Busy.

A women Walks in ,she looks in her late 30s but she dont look like a happy bunny,you  would think she had the whole world on her shoulders as she headed to go downstairs straight away to the bogs.

At This point i would stop whatever person that walked into the pub and talk to them to judge if they was a smackhead or a tea leaf for obvious reasons.
 
Since i was very very Busy i let tje lady go downstairs as she was dressed
More Than ok.

bad said....fcuk me she did not look very happy did se....which thrn got me
Second guessing letting her go downstairs to the bogs.

I carried on sporting out all the deliverys then after some 25 mins tje women still not had come back upstsirs.

Big bad Kept on saying ....whats taking her time as a dump cantbtakevthat long....

Then i hear the women comming back upstsirs.

I jump behind the bar and This ladys manor has totally changed.she has a massive smile on her face stops at the bar and looksat the top Shelf orders a whisky with ice,gives me 100 Kr and says keep the Change as a tip.

She then sits outside the pub big massive smile and happy as pig in Muck.

....WTF as she Been doing downstairs in the bogs both me and big baz Ask?

I tell baz to watch thr bar as i have to go down and inspect the ladys bogs.
Expecting to see evidence Of drug abuse i check the shit houses and thr bins inside.

In trap No2 you will not Belive what i found.....................................














.........it was a used pregnacy tester and are lady friend was testing not pregnant.

Went back upstsirs and told big baz and he was happy for her SP he got another pint in

[ravenrover]

Isle of Wight festival 2011, there I was middle of the afternoon having a pee in the piss pots, if you've been to Music Festival you would know the typw I'm talking about, No more to do in waltzes this fit middle aged lady, drops her pants back to the wall and has a pee in the trough, "Don't see why I have to queue for hours for the ladies shit holes when al I want is a pee" at that up she gets pants up smile of relief on her face and off she goes, The deathly hush amongst the blokes was amazing

[donnyallday]

So she just pulls her kecks up

And didn't even wipe her lettuce

Awww dorty cow. 

[BillyStubbsTears]

I've agonised over whether to admit this or not, after mentioning the Japanese remote control bidets last night, but we're all emotionally strong grown ups here.

A couple of years back, I was in Nagoya. Stayed in a nice hotel. Christened the shitter, as one does. Then found this remote control handset with incomprehensible Japanese pictograms on it. So I pressed one. And the back of the big started making this kids' cartoon mechanical noise. Looked down between my legs to see a shower head sticking out the back of the pan, about an inch from my arse. Then a jet of hot water shot up my ring.

And the confession? After I'd stopped effing and blinding and sat down into it, it were really quite enjoyable.

Don't tell anybody I said that though.

[SLO@DRFC]

We have reported this (and issues mentioned in the other toilet thread) to the people at the club responsible for maintaining the stadium facilities.

[jucyberry]

I've agonised over whether to admit this or not, after mentioning the Japanese remote control bidets last night, but we're all emotionally strong grown ups here.

A couple of years back, I was in Nagoya. Stayed in a nice hotel. Christened the shitter, as one does. Then found this remote control handset with incomprehensible Japanese pictograms on it. So I pressed one. And the back of the big started making this kids' cartoon mechanical noise. Looked down between my legs to see a shower head sticking out the back of the pan, about an inch from my arse. Then a jet of hot water shot up my ring.

And the confession? After I'd stopped effing and blinding and sat down into it, it were really quite enjoyable.

Don't tell anybody I said that though.

And that was when Mrs. Stubbs Tears took your avatar photo........

[hoolahoop]

I noticed that rather than repair the hand dryer in the Belle Vue bar gents that had not worked for over a season incidentally. They decided to replace it with a paper towel dispenser instead !
So when that bar is heaving there is only 1 yes 1 hand dryer for the 10's of folk teeming out of the place at any one time on a match day.
Enough room for 15 or so blokes and/or their kids to have a slash, 4 weeks traps , 6 hand basins(usually without soap)  and ........

1 bloody handdryer ! No wonder most either don't bother to wash their hands or if they do end up drying them on their jeans.
I just don't understand the logic behind it all.

[Bentley Bullet]

The set up in the gents toilet in the west stand (North end) is designed wrong also. Everyone enters the toilet by the right side entrance, the same end where the sinks are. Therefore everyone who wants to wash their hands leaves by that end also.

This causes obvious chaos, and results in people going the other way without washing their hands.

[ravenrover]

So she just pulls her kecks up

And didn't even wipe her lettuce

Awww dorty cow. 

And of course as well as a quick shake you then proceed to give your todger a quick wipe down 

[Filo]

So she just pulls her kecks up

And didn't even wipe her lettuce

Awww dorty cow. 

And of course as well as a quick shake you then proceed to give your todger a quick wipe down 

Talking of shaking your todger, have you noticed at the petrol station it's on blokes that shake the pump to make sure the dregs don't spill anywhere, mind I've never noticed any women wiping the end of the pump or around the petrol cap, dirty cows!