I've had a (re-visited) dream

[Bentley Bullet]

To the tune of 'I didn't start the fire'

Sarah Cox, Zoe Ball
Hylda Baker- music hall
Stu Francis- Crackerjack
Fred Dibnah- Steeplejack
Comic Peter, Vernon Kay
Sir Ian McKellen, Frank Finlay
Tommy Lawton, Francis Lee
Paddy Mcguinness, Dave Spikey

Chorus;

They’re all on the side of Donny
Even those of them that’s died
They’ve still got northern pride
They’re on the side of Donny
Send the southern softies down
Support their fellow northern town




Mark Radcliffe, Robert Shaw
Tony Knowles, Paul Mariner
Badly drawn boy, Sir Ernest Hall
Nat Lofthouse, Alan Ball   
None of these will compare 
If Dougie Freedman’s men out there
Send the southern softies down
Support their fellow northern town........

Chorus;

They’re all on the side of Donny
Even those of them that’s died
They’ve still got northern pride
They’re on the side of Donny
Send the southern softies down
Support their fellow northern town

[afro goal machine]

Brilliant !!!

[Lytham Rover]

Shame that in mckellan is from Wigan
But damned good effort!

[BillyStubbsTears]

Genius!

Would have been even better, mind,  if you'd worked Jimmy Savile, Jeremy Paxman and William de Warrenne into your rhymes.