ROVCOM

[philsky]

Rob

What the gradings ?

How are we all doing on the scale ?

[PDX_Rover]

Well I am at 2 and debating whether I set the alarm for 4am...

[IDM]

Quite low, chilled out really.  What will be will be.

Perhaps may feel a little tense during the game..

[dknward2]

Any chance of the the different levels being put up

[PDX_Rover]

Rovcon 5 is the least stressed. Rovcon 1 is planetary meltdown.

[andysly]

Rovcom 4
All readings to 1 will be employed at some point tomorrow I'm sure

[RobTheRover]

I was at 3, nudging 2, this afternoon. I've been stood down to a solid 4 now. Wait until that alarm goes off at 8am though.

[BillyStubbsTears]

So ROVCON5 is pre-season friendly and ROVCON 1 is "AAAARRRGGGGHHH!  The ball has left Dave Caneron's boot and Warrington is laid on a sun lounger supping a bottle of Staropramen and thrapping off to Razzle Readers' Wives" !!!!!!!"

Last season, the Brentford match, I was at ROVCON3 for the whole afternoon. No worries. Easy point. Job done. The escalation to ROVCON1 in the final minute was unprecedented, unwelcome and unlikely to be repeated. And led to skid marks which Domestos has been unable to cope with.

[RobTheRover]

I believe that mat have been the only ever recorded moment of Rovcon zero

[BillyStubbsTears]

Yer gret f***ing Jessie. It were never THAT bad.

ROVCOM 0 has only ever been recorded once.

1985. Millmoor. Kevin Kilbane lobbed the keeper and the ball stuck in the mud 6 inches off the line. First win against Rotherham since Vera Lynn and powdered egg was on the line.

THAT were ROVCON zero.

Sometimes, football really IS more important than life and death.