Caption Competition 4

[LincsRover]

(Dick speaking)  Hey guys, have you heard the one about the Irishman, the bloke from Belize and the pop star - it's a cracker!

Or

(Dick speaking). Hey, john, terry.........ha ha!  That reminds me of that new defender those Irish fellas were planning to buy!

[Donny Viking]

Hey John, Saunders phoned and said he wanted a word with you about his leaving present.

[Canadian Rover]

Are you serious? We bought a F×ckin rugby club!

[mjg]

Bloody back stabbers

[bobjimwilly]

TB: I knew I shouldn't have had that curry last night. Hope John can't smell it?

[Dare to dream!]

DW: Someone called IC1967 told me to bet Yes on the Scottish Independence

[CraigyBoy]

New "Spot the Responsible Football Club Owner" competition announced.

[RobTheRover]

John finds 50p in his trouser pocket.

[LincsRover]

DW: Someone called IC1967 told me to bet Yes on the Scottish Independence

But said nothing about "laying it off!". I guess there's a chance he might just, maybe, possibly, been bullsh*tting me!!

[Canadian Rover]

JR reacts to being told Theo is on penalties.

[RedArmy]

Was it you who persuaded me to sign theo?

[Bristol Red Rover]

Triple substitution for Rovers, on come Watson, Bramall and... Blunt. Ryan is massively gutted, no wonder he wasn't chosen then.

[VivaRovers]

Too late John Ryan realises it was actually this Dick those fans had wanted out.

[PDS]

"We'd like to announce a new innovative partnership with a pop sensation and local boy done good.... John Parr! Wristband anyone?"

[Bentley Bullet]

The three Yorkshire men.

DW; "Aye money doesn't buy you happiness"

TB: "Aye! we were happier when we had nowt!"

DW; "We used to play at a tiny old ground with great big holes in t'roof."

TB; "Aye, the happiest days of our lives. Who needs big crowds, corporate facilities,  success even!"

DW; "Aye, the only 'box' they ever had at the old ground  back then warra shoebox -  to stand on!"

TB; "Aye, until they got ideas above their station!"

DW; "We dint mind losing, we expected to lose, WE won nowt, but then we spent nowt, so we lost nowt!"

TB/DW;  " And you try and tell the young fans of today that ..... they won't believe you.

JR: (Thinks) That's me done, I'm quitting before t'Barnsley game."

[wing commander]

I agree with John actually..

[Not Now Kato]

Don't look now Terry, but someone's just told John how well the Fund Raiser isn't doing.

[Sheepskin Stu]

John Ryan discovers that Dick and Terry's model railway is N gauge.

[Rosso Exile Deux]

JR: Does my tum look big in this ?

[Dagenham Rover]

Never mind even if Theo had buried that penalty it was a crap draw for the next round

[ravenrover]

Heard a good one t'other day, they reckon you have to have £5 million cash if you want to buy a club these days

[jonnydog]

"Wot new chaman wud u get?"

[BillyStubbsTears]

Dick: Don't pull that face John. Who smelt it dealt it.

[glosterred]

TB Time for Dickov to go, sack him in the morning JR you wanted him you get rid of him

[Iberian Red]

Sorry lads, he's a neighbour, has been in my box at city, and has a great train set.
I didn't know he'd make a shit manager.

[The Red Baron]

I don't know how to post the picture, but the one here would make a good caption competition:

http://www.doncasterroversfc.co.uk/news/article/free-pizza-1985084.aspx

[Super Colin Cramb]

JR - Louis Tomlinson is so much easier on the eye!

[acko]

have to laugh terry took john 15years to turn this club round its only going to take us 2 years to f+++ it up so we can build some more offices here