small things that really piss you off

[Bentley Bullet]

A bit irrational but it bugs me when I get a pint of beer served in a glass with another brand of beer's name on it.

[colfromdonny]

Tennis players who need three balls to decide which one to use then bat them to the ball boys/girls to pick up.  THEY ARE ALL THE SAME, USE THE FIRST ONE!!

[RobTheRover]

Watching the Davis Cup game by any chance,  Col?

[RobTheRover]

Wives

[colfromdonny]

Watching the Davis Cup game by any chance,  Col?

haha yes

[grayx]

Wives

Small things??

[Bentley Bullet]

Sunday nights stopping in.

[colfromdonny]

Not being able to buy a football shirt without the sponsors logo.

[GM-MarkB]

The price of petrol slowy creeping up again...

[Boomstick]

Weddings, f**king hate them

[grayx]

The price of petrol slowy creeping up again...
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Glad you noticed that.. Im sure its going up twice a day at minute. Little publicity tho.

[Nudga]

Petty squabbles decending on every thread.

[grayx]

Going to a bar,nobody waiting, and nobody there to serve you. There should be a law that says you can serve yourself.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Petty squabbles decending on every thread.

No they f**king don't, d**khead.

[IC1967]

Red Nose Day. It's just an excuse for overpaid talentless celebrities to salve their consciences by doing a bit of charity work. It makes my piss boil that they want the average Joe to pay money over while they still live in their mansions leading an extravagant lifestyle.

You f**kers have got more than enough money. Part with some of it and live in a normal house and drive a normal car before you lecture us about giving money to charity. 

What Africa needs is a fair deal on trade not charity from rich people in the West. While ever they have to rely on charity they'll never learn to stand on their own two feet.

[Nudga]

f**kin Ebay, and f**kin useless Chinese Ebay sellers.

They have just dicked me out of £60 the Kitsons.

[Donnywolf]

Going to a bar,nobody waiting, and nobody there to serve you. There should be a law that says you can serve yourself.

Going to a Bar where one other person is waiting but when more arrive and the Stafff return and they don't say "who is next"

However when they DO ask it becomes a free for all and usually the last f****r to stroll up often try to claim they are "next".

Another f... you jack I am ok mentality I am afraid

[IC1967]

Going to a bar,nobody waiting, and nobody there to serve you. There should be a law that says you can serve yourself.

Going to a Bar where one other person is waiting but when more arrive and the Stafff return and they don't say "who is next"

However when they DO ask it becomes a free for all and usually the last f****r to stroll up often try to claim they are "next".

Another f... you jack I am ok mentality I am afraid

I think you'll find the reason why some people get served before others who've been waiting longer is is bit more subtle than you might think. I never have a problem getting served at a bar no matter how busy it is. This puzzled me so one night I asked the young lass behind the bar what she thought the reason for this might be.

She said if you think about it a lot of bar staff are on the minimum wage or less. So why should they give a toss about who gets served first. I said to her yes but that doesn't explain why I always seem to have no trouble. She said look, by and large us bar staff are fit young ladies so who do you think we are going to want to serve? She said it's obvious. If there are fit looking blokes on the other side of the bar then they are going to get served first. She said those that have been waiting the longest usually have a face like thunder and aren't very good looking.

Suddenly it all made sense.

[Filo]

Persistant internet forum WUMS

[Orlandokarla]

Going to a bar,nobody waiting, and nobody there to serve you. There should be a law that says you can serve yourself.

Going to a Bar where one other person is waiting but when more arrive and the Stafff return and they don't say "who is next"

However when they DO ask it becomes a free for all and usually the last f****r to stroll up often try to claim they are "next".

Another f... you jack I am ok mentality I am afraid

I think you'll find the reason why some people get served before others who've been waiting longer is is bit more subtle than you might think. I never have a problem getting served at a bar no matter how busy it is. This puzzled me so one night I asked the young lass behind the bar what she thought the reason for this might be.

She said if you think about it a lot of bar staff are on the minimum wage or less. So why should they give a toss about who gets served first. I said to her yes but that doesn't explain why I always seem to have no trouble. She said look, by and large us bar staff are fit young ladies so who do you think we are going to want to serve? She said it's obvious. If there are fit looking blokes on the other side of the bar then they are going to get served first. She said those that have been waiting the longest usually have a face like thunder and aren't very good looking.

Suddenly it all made sense.

Perhaps you're just well practiced at the art of seeking attention?

[IC1967]

Perhaps you just find it difficult to get served at the bar?

[Orlandokarla]

Perhaps you just find it difficult to get served at the bar?

I've never had that problem, but thank you for your concern.

[Donnywolf]

Going to a bar,nobody waiting, and nobody there to serve you. There should be a law that says you can serve yourself.

Going to a Bar where one other person is waiting but when more arrive and the Stafff return and they don't say "who is next"

However when they DO ask it becomes a free for all and usually the last f****r to stroll up often try to claim they are "next".

Another f... you jack I am ok mentality I am afraid

I think you'll find the reason why some people get served before others who've been waiting longer is is bit more subtle than you might think. I never have a problem getting served at a bar no matter how busy it is. This puzzled me so one night I asked the young lass behind the bar what she thought the reason for this might be.

She said if you think about it a lot of bar staff are on the minimum wage or less. So why should they give a toss about who gets served first. I said to her yes but that doesn't explain why I always seem to have no trouble. She said look, by and large us bar staff are fit young ladies so who do you think we are going to want to serve? She said it's obvious. If there are fit looking blokes on the other side of the bar then they are going to get served first. She said those that have been waiting the longest usually have a face like thunder and aren't very good looking.

Suddenly it all made sense.

... and how do you get on when the Staff are nice fit young men ? Still as successful I wonder

[IC1967]

Whatever floats your boat. If you like going to those kind of bars then fair play. Live and let live I say. I'm very broad minded.

Personally I prefer bars with fit young ladies in them.

[Donnywolf]

Trust you to twist a perfectly harmless / unloaded / not a trick question

I did not mean a Gay Bar - so I will try again. How do you (that is you IC 1967) get served if you go into a Bar / Pub and the Staff just happened to be all male that night ?

Do you still get served as quickly ?

[idler]

Would you want him at your bar any longer than necessary?
Thought not, he'd be served first every time.😜

[IC1967]

Trust you to twist a perfectly harmless / unloaded / not a trick question

I did not mean a Gay Bar - so I will try again. How do you (that is you IC 1967) get served if you go into a Bar / Pub and the Staff just happened to be all male that night ?

Do you still get served as quickly ?

Sorry. I now see where you're coming from. In this instance I send my fit wife to the bar. She flashes her eye lashes and hey presto gets served straight away.

I'm a modern man and take my wife out with me most times I go out even if it's with the lads (as long as she's up to date with the housework).

There is the odd occasion where I'm out just with the lads and she's at home catching up on the housework. How do I go on in these situations I hear you ask?

Again there is a very simple solution. I suss out who is the fittest bird waiting to get served. I then sweet talk her into buying my drink for me. Once she has done my work I then tell her I'm married and off limits. You should see the looks of disappointment I get.

[bobjimwilly]

There is the odd occasion where I'm out just with the lads and she's at home catching up on the housework. How do I go on in these situations I hear you ask?

Again there is a very simple solution. I suss out who is the fittest bird waiting to get served. I then sweet talk her into buying my drink for me. Once she has done my work I then tell her I'm married and off limits. You should see the looks of disappointment I get.

[Donnywolf]

Trust you to twist a perfectly harmless / unloaded / not a trick question

I did not mean a Gay Bar - so I will try again. How do you (that is you IC 1967) get served if you go into a Bar / Pub and the Staff just happened to be all male that night ?

Do you still get served as quickly ?

Sorry. I now see where you're coming from. In this instance I send my fit wife to the bar. She flashes her eye lashes and hey presto gets served straight away.

I'm a modern man and take my wife out with me most times I go out even if it's with the lads (as long as she's up to date with the housework).

There is the odd occasion where I'm out just with the lads and she's at home catching up on the housework. How do I go on in these situations I hear you ask?

Again there is a very simple solution. I suss out who is the fittest bird waiting to get served. I then sweet talk her into buying my drink for me. Once she has done my work I then tell her I'm married and off limits. You should see the looks of disappointment I get.

Ok cheers

[The Red Baron]

Just thinking. Maybe this thread has run its course?