Grand National winner...?

[Snodthegod]

Come on Mick, we're all waiting...!

[IC1967]

Right. I've studied the form and am supremely confident that the winner will come from one of these 3 horses and that the other 2 will be placed.

Royale Knight 25/1
Alvarado 28/1
Soll 16/1

I'll be backing all these horses each way at BetVictor as he is paying out on the first 6 places rather than the usual 4 that most bookies pay out on. I'll be very surprised if they don't finish in the order suggested.

I'll be putting £100 each way on all the selections and will be looking forward to booking an expensive holiday at the bookies expense  at around 4.40pm.

[Glyn_Wigley]

Right. I've studied the form and am supremely confident that the winner will come from one of these 3 horses and that the other 2 will be placed.

Royale Knight 25/1
Alvarado 28/1
Soll 16/1

I'll be backing all these horses each way at BetVictor as he is paying out on the first 6 places rather than the usual 4 that most bookies pay out on. I'll be very surprised if they don't finish in the order suggested.

I'll be putting £100 each way on all the selections and will be looking forward to booking an expensive holiday at the bookies expense  at around 4.40pm.

Interesting.

[Filo]

Right. I've studied the form and am supremely confident that the winner will come from one of these 3 horses and that the other 2 will be placed.

Royale Knight 25/1
Alvarado 28/1
Soll 16/1

I'll be backing all these horses each way at BetVictor as he is paying out on the first 6 places rather than the usual 4 that most bookies pay out on. I'll be very surprised if they don't finish in the order suggested.

I'll be putting £100 each way on all the selections and will be looking forward to booking an expensive holiday at the bookies expense  at around 4.40pm.

Interesting.

Quoted in the event of a convenient edit?

[Glyn_Wigley]

Right. I've studied the form and am supremely confident that the winner will come from one of these 3 horses and that the other 2 will be placed.

Royale Knight 25/1
Alvarado 28/1
Soll 16/1

I'll be backing all these horses each way at BetVictor as he is paying out on the first 6 places rather than the usual 4 that most bookies pay out on. I'll be very surprised if they don't finish in the order suggested.

I'll be putting £100 each way on all the selections and will be looking forward to booking an expensive holiday at the bookies expense  at around 4.40pm.

Interesting.

Quoted in the event of a convenient edit?

How could you possibly think that? :D

[Glyn_Wigley]

Looks like Butlins for Mick this year.

[Nudga]

I'm soooooo glad I didn't take micks advice 

[IC1967]

Excuse me. I've made a nice profit thank you very much.  4th at 28/1 and 6th at 25/1. All those of you that took the advice please form an orderly queue to thank me. Even Soll who finished 9th took the lead with a few fences to go. He would have won but for getting a bit tired.

A nice £725 profit or 121% profit on your stakes. That's what I call expert tipping.

Get in.

[afro goal machine]

Don't follow the horses but to back 4th and 6th is going; good

[bobjimwilly]

Excuse me. I've made a nice profit thank you very much.  4th at 28/1 and 6th at 25/1. All those of you that took the advice please form an orderly queue to thank me. Even Soll who finished 9th took the lead with a few fences to go. He would have won but for getting a bit tired.

A nice £725 profit or 121% profit on your stakes. That's what I call expert tipping.

Get in.

Fancy spending it on a holiday and f*cking off for a few weeks? Preferable somewhere with no internet access?

[BillyStubbsTears]

I'd be interested to see d**khead's betting slips and receipts for his winnings. If he thinks he's made a profit of £725, he's been diddled.

[NickDRFC]

I'd be interested to see d**khegad's betting slips and receipts for his winnings. If he thinks he's made a profit of £725, he's been diddled.

Why? I haven't checked the results but if what he has said is right:

£600 stake.

Horse placed at 25/1, returns £100 x 6.25/1, £625.

Horse places at 28/1, returns £100 x 7/1, £700.

Return £1,325 against spend of £600, £725 profit.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Ask Mick. He'll know why.

[NickDRFC]

Thanks for that. He's probably too busy spending his winnings.

[Sammy Chung was King]

Yeah in a fictional cafe in neverneverland, only messing Michael

[IC1967]

Where is the orderly queue? Didn't anyone take the advice and make a good few quid like what I did? Did you seriously not think I knew what I was on about?

Look. I'll give you one more chance to make some easy money. Back Man Utd to beat City later today for some easy money.

[BoomBoom]

How can anyone argue with that?

You asked for selections, you got them and made a tidy profit... how you can still knock the man is beyond me.

[IC1967]

How can anyone argue with that?

You asked for selections, you got them and made a tidy profit... how you can still knock the man is beyond me.

Unfortunately some people are never happy. I just hope everyone backed Man Utd to win. Just gone 2-1 up.

[IC1967]

Look. Seeing as I'm in a good mood, I'll give you another cast iron way of making money (that's if you've got a Betfair and Betdaq or Smarkets account). Bet £10 on Jordan Speith to win the Masters on your Betfair Sportsbook account (NB it must be Sportsbook not Exchange). Worst case you'll currently get odds of 1.4. Lay Speith at Betdaq or Smarkets at odds of 1.52. Use £9.52 as the lay stake. You will have lost about £1 on the transaction. Then back Mickelson to win with your free £5 bet at 7.5 (currently). You then lay Mickelson at 8.2 with a stake of £4.00. This will then mean no matter what happens you will generate a profit of about £2.80.

If the above doesn't make sense then leave well alone. NB do not use Betfair to lay the bets off.

[BillyStubbsTears]

You're a professional gambler who can't even calculate his own returns on a winning bet?

Go wind up someone thick enough to fall for it, idiot.

[IC1967]

You're a professional gambler who can't even calculate his own returns on a winning bet?

Go wind up someone thick enough to fall for it, idiot.

Like I said, some people are never happy. Modesty prevented me from bragging about how much I really had won but seeing as you wouldn't let it lie and wouldn't answer Nick I will confirm that I actually made £925 profit.

I think you're just annoyed because you haven't backed Man Utd to win. Some people never learn.

[BoomBoom]

Come on then BST, let's have some selections.

It's very easy to pull people down who put their head on the chopping block, fair play to IC1967 for standing up and being counted. Hopefully you'll do the same.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Mick

Congratulations for getting the number right on your second stab. All you had to do was look at your receipt from the bookies.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Boom Boom

Oh aye. It's VERY easy. Especially with d**khead here who has made more wrong predictions than Jamie McCombe has lost aerial duels this season.

You want a list?

If he's got one right for once, I'm chuffed to bits for him. But if you REALLY believe that he put a £600 bet on those predictions, you are even dafter than your recent posts would suggest.

[BoomBoom]

Boom Boom

Oh aye. It's VERY easy. Especially with d**khead here who has made more wrong predictions than Jamie McCombe has lost aerial duels this season.

You want a list?

If he's got one right for once, I'm chuffed to bits for him. But if you REALLY believe that he put a £600 bet on those predictions, you are even dafter than your recent posts would suggest.

If you're trying to say he makes plenty of wrong predictions that's a horrible analogy.

Forget the stakes for a minute, it's immaterial. The opening post asked for some selections, IC1967 delivered a profit REGARDLESS OF SIZE. Profit isn't a dirty word.

You can't be critical without offering anything up yourself. Come on BST. Stand up and be counted.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Boom Boom

Aye pal. Whatever.

Firstly, read what I said. If he's finally come up with a winning prediction then I'm chuffed to bits for him. My comment revolved around the obvious fact that he hadn't placed the bet.

Secondly, if you REALLY want to see predictions from me, you'll have to go past gee-gees because I couldn't care less about them. But you could go and have a look at the previous run-ins I've had with Mick on a variety of topics. Try the Scottish independence referendum for starters. If you find one where he and I made predictions, he got one right and I got one wrong, let me know.

Then go find someone else to wind-up. Or ask your mates for a help in crafting your wind up arguments if you're going to try it with me because you're f**king useless as it stands.

[IC1967]

4-1 up now with only 15 mins. to go. Right, I just hope you'll all form an orderly queue this time to thank me.

Get in.

[BoomBoom]

Cracking punting IC1967. Two profitable days, nobody can argue with that... well except BST.

Keep them coming.

[Prez]

Is boom boom Mick by any chance?

[IC1967]

I'll think about it. It seems there's no gratitude on this forum from the majority of posters. I would first need an assurance from BST that he isn't going to criticise me for just trying to put a bit of extra cash in everyone's pocket.