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And Ed-f***ing-Sheeran.
Ed-f***ing-SheeranSinging songs about being young and in love. With less emotion than I show when I order haddock from the chippy. If you're going to sing about being young and in love, you make the object of your desires feel like you have condensed the Universe into a ball for them. You make a song that makes them realise that the universe can vanish down a black hole if you can't have them. You make it a Greek Epic. Ne me quitter pas by Jacques BrelMontague Terrace in Blue by Scott WalkerI Wanna be Adored by the Stone RosesOh Yeah by AshWe Could Send Letters by Aztec CameraWhat the Moon Saw by Band of Holy JoyGod Only Knows by The Beach BoysJust Like Heaven by The CureSummat wi a bit of f***ing passion. Young Sheeran just mumbles a bit about being confused about how he should feel about getting his tops and fingers. Like a bus shelter compared to the Taj Mahal.
As long as she doesnt open her nasally, whiney gob, aye, I think I could join you, Bob.
Arctic monkeys first album was fantastic one of my favourites Must have gone to their heads as everything since has been shitI saw them do an accepetence speech at the Brits I think and cringedCame across like a proper set of t**ts
ColdplayMumford And SonsEd SheeranThe LibertinesGeorge EzraMuseSlipknotRhiannaRita OraMariah CareyTina TurnerKanye WestAny boy band member who goes solo and wants to be taken seriously (Barlow,Williams,Keating,any of JLS)Celine DionWhitney HoustonGarth BrooksCheryl ColeBeady EyeWishbone AshThe list is f*****g endless!!!