Re: The Amazing Fact Chain Letter

[Mike_F]

E-Gyp-t is a social network frequented by our colourfully attired friends of non-permanent residency. It was originally set up to arrange which shopping centre/leisure park they were to meet at on any given Sunday for a bit of tea and casual larceny.

Next: Dags

[IDM]

"Dags" is the reply given by a recently nutmegged footballer in response to his opponent's taunt of "megs", meaning "I am looking daggers at you matey boy"..

Next: Snatch

[donnyallday]

Snatch is a common slang word mainly used by riff raff or folks from Barnsley meaning Lady parts.

Other awful words such as

Kipper
clunge

little man in the boat

Kebab
Rat      Are also used among others.

Next   Sticky Vicky

[tommy toes]

Sticky Vicky was the nickname of Victoria Coren when she played pontoon before becoming a poker legend.
She stuck and never twisted.
Next: Only Connect
 

[Dutch Uncle]

Thread seems to have stalled , so just to get it going again, possibly inspired by Rovers last opponents:

It is not well known that Dale Winton was actually trialled as the first host of Only Connect, but was not chosen since he confused watchers even more by saying 'Bring on the Wall'

Next: Pointless

[tommy toes]

Pointless is the title of a new TV documentary cataloguing  Paul Dickov's tenure at the helm of Doncaster Rovers.
Next: The Chase

[donnyallday]

Chase is something that Doncaster Rovers will be mainly doing this season.

Once Mr Ferguson sorts the wheat from the chaff  and he will [ no question about that]

We shall fly.

Next  Biggles.

[Bentley Bullet]

There are some  Biggles next to the Keepmoat stadium.

Next; Man-made landscapes

[BobG]

This place!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2NFqXPZgq8

Next: Fire engines

BobG

[BillyStubbsTears]

Point of order.

Bigg Les was the Geordie lover of Fat Les and Cock Les.

[tommy toes]

The sad demise of one crack German U-Boat in WW2 was due to the incompetent Uber Commandant ordering 'Fire Engines' when he meant to say 'Fire torpedoes'
Engineless and with a great big hole in the front it sank to its doom.

Next: Davy Jones's Locker

[Filo]

Many people believe Davy Jones Locker was the storage container used in the Monkees dressing room, in actual fact it was where the costumes for the persona that was Ziggy Stardust were stored

Next: Thin White Duke

[Bentley Bullet]

Ziggy played guitar, along with his brother Alvin. Alvin also used to make the sandwiches, and it was his job to coo ca choose the filling. He always got his bread from next door neighbour, the veteran Hollywood actor John Wayne, who had taken up bread making following retirement.  His regular request for "a thin white Duke" soon became Alvin's catch-phrase.

Next; Hunky Dory

[tommy toes]

Superb BB😁

[albie]

Hunky Dory, the theatre of dreams home of Irish legends Drogheda United.

The place where Rovers great Paul Keegan grew from a boy to a man, after bolting from Bellend Road.

Keegs went on to better things at Bohemians,
your next starter for ten!
Bohemia

[tommy toes]

Bohemia is a nasty affliction that was endemic in the 1960's.
Sufferers could be recognised by their long unwashed hair and Afghan coats.
It led to mental health problems caused by an overproduction of Lysergic Acid in the pancreas.
It suddenly disappeared in the mid 70's coinciding with the advent of punk rock.
Next: Pink Floyd

[IDM]

Pink Floyd is Keith Floyd's less well known daughter.  Strangely enough, given her name, she is actually a bricklayer of some repute.

Next:  Soft floury baps

[RedJ]

Soft floury baps is a term used to describe certain parts of the female anatomy by gret dirty bas**rds.

Next: Bob Marley

[tommy toes]

Bob Marley was Scrooge's dead partner in A Christmas Carol. He then joined The Whalers and was Captain Ahab's second mate in Moby Dick.
Next: Great Expectations.

[Sammy Chung was King]

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

Is an affliction that Sheffield utd, Leeds utd and many others suffer from, it is a dibilitating disease that often leaves the sufferer with delusions of grandeur, only to fall flat on their face or worse, Savlon won't fix this you need to go to the Quack's!.

Next: Estate Bicycles

[wilts rover]

Estate Bicycles is the name of the first racing team of the great Slovakian cyclist Peter Sagan. So overcome was he to be passing through some of the finer estates in Leeds and Sheffield during the recent Tour de France visit to Yorkshire, that this red hot favourite for the stage finished 92nd.

Next: Scarborough

[Donnywolf]

I once drank 16 Pints or 32 halves to be accurate on a Scarborough Pub crawl and ended up wading still clothed into the North Sea

In common with this Thread I had absolutely no idea what was going on !

JESUS !

[tommy toes]

Jesus!
Donnywolf doesn't get this thread.
And that coming from someone who invented the proverb:
'People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones'
Next: Rockware Glass

[Donnywolf]

I went to Rock where Glass es of Doom Bar were relatively inexpensive (for Cornwall that is)

Kernhow

[Donnywolf]

An ex Wolves and Rovers Manager knew his days as a supremo were numbered and he had to seek a new career

So he moved to Cornwall and by chance discovered a strange breed of Fowl with 4 sets of legs - so 8 legs in all. Remembering the unique Spices he had tasted in one of Americas Southern States he decided to open a Restaurant serving all the 8 legged Chickens coated with the Southern Spices and it was a roaring success

It still thrives to this day and is better known as Kernhow el Saunders Southern Fried Chicken

Ron Flowers

[donnyallday]

Ron Flowers is the cock a nee rhyming slang for golden showers.

Now Golden showers come in different PH and shades, ranging from clear to various shades of yellow to brown.

Some people might be thinking im taking the pi,ss here but im not.

next   Rash

[tommy toes]

I don't want to be rash donnyallday, but are you obsessed with kinky sex by any chance?
Next: Dirty washing

[Filo]

Dirty Washing was the sequel to Dirty Dancing, it was a massive box office flop.

Next: Saturday Night Fever

[RobTheRover]

Saturday Night Fever is the name given to the nightmares Doncaster Rovers fans have had for the past couple of years.  Sufferers have been known to shout in their sleep "Gerritforrad!", "Gerrimoffdickov" and "bloodyrubbishref".

Next : Trevor Kettle

[tommy toes]

Referees in modern day football have a very difficult job,what with TV replays, criticism from pundits who have never tried to referee, cheating diving footballers and derision from the stands.
A shining beacon of light in all this is the great  ref Trevor Kettle, who has been proved to have never got a decision wrong. Ever.
Next: Whistle Blower.