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BobG

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #90 on December 01, 2015, 11:29:01 pm by BobG »
Everton
very rude 😀

Nice one.. Some of the younger folks might not have got that one!

This older bloke hasn't got it either mate! And now my curiosity is busting too....

BobG



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Bentley Bullet

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #91 on December 02, 2015, 06:01:03 am by Bentley Bullet »
When John Lloyd was frustrated.....Lloyd was married to chris Evert. When 'Evert' was 'on' her menstrual period Lloyd was frustrated ......'Evert' 'on'!

IDM

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #92 on December 02, 2015, 09:13:51 am by IDM »
When John Lloyd was frustrated.....Lloyd was married to chris Evert. When 'Evert' was 'on' her menstrual period Lloyd was frustrated ......'Evert' 'on'!

It is not as funny when you have to explain :)

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #93 on December 02, 2015, 11:35:26 am by Mike_F »
The Lighthouse one: Great Wondrous lighthouse of Alexandria sighted by the staff (Crew).

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #94 on December 02, 2015, 12:01:23 pm by tommy toes »
Ah. Good clues Mike too tough for me.
The solution to 'Headless ripped apart and put down' is Sunderland.

Take the A off Asunder ..land = put down

Bentley Bullet

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #95 on December 02, 2015, 07:47:47 pm by Bentley Bullet »
coxas sorceress

tommy toes

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #96 on December 02, 2015, 08:21:30 pm by tommy toes »
Hips witch!

tommy toes

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #97 on December 02, 2015, 08:38:07 pm by tommy toes »
Sounds like this is Bertie's place.

Bentley Bullet

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #98 on December 02, 2015, 09:00:57 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Changing things

tommy toes

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #99 on December 02, 2015, 09:03:38 pm by tommy toes »
Altering em

Bentley Bullet

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #100 on December 02, 2015, 09:06:10 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Bugger!

Bentley Bullet

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #101 on December 02, 2015, 09:10:51 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Bugger!

That's a reaction to tommy's fast response by the way, not a cryptic clue!

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #102 on December 02, 2015, 10:12:58 pm by StocktonRover »
It would be so much better if you quoted the one you were answering 🙃

BobG

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #103 on December 02, 2015, 11:37:39 pm by BobG »
Oh good Lord!!

Thank you BB. I wouldn't have got that in a century of thinking. Funny really as it's not clever or referring to some ancient mythological Greek dragon or some such.  I still would never have got it even so...

Bob

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #104 on December 03, 2015, 11:49:13 am by IDM »
Sounds like this is Bertie's place.

Worcester City?

tommy toes

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #105 on December 03, 2015, 12:14:22 pm by tommy toes »
Yes!

Monkcaster_Rover

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #106 on December 03, 2015, 01:01:15 pm by Monkcaster_Rover »
Noir dive

tommy toes

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« Reply #107 on December 03, 2015, 01:51:28 pm by tommy toes »
Blackpool

Monkcaster_Rover

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #108 on December 03, 2015, 03:34:20 pm by Monkcaster_Rover »
Correct. Don't miss a trick you looking at these Tommy.

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #109 on December 04, 2015, 08:17:52 am by Bentley Bullet »
Alister/Grace .......  20 cwt

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #110 on December 04, 2015, 09:00:11 am by Donnywolf »
Alister/Grace .......  20 cwt

Think I have this one

Crystal-TipsandFavour Town

Not sure what Division they are in this Season though

StocktonRover

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #111 on December 04, 2015, 09:24:29 am by StocktonRover »
Alister/Grace .......  20 cwt
Darlington

Donnywolf

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #112 on December 04, 2015, 09:43:46 am by Donnywolf »
Ironed Pork Pie near Toppings in Frenchgate

The Red Baron

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #113 on December 04, 2015, 10:48:28 am by The Red Baron »
Ironed Pork Pie near Toppings in Frenchgate

West Ham?

Donnywolf

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #114 on December 04, 2015, 01:03:44 pm by Donnywolf »

tommy toes

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #115 on December 04, 2015, 01:33:39 pm by tommy toes »
Preston North End?

Donnywolf

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #116 on December 04, 2015, 04:15:32 pm by Donnywolf »
Preston North End?

No - Strike 2  :evil: :evil:

When I saw you hade made the last post I assumed you had got it !

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #117 on December 04, 2015, 06:23:32 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Orgasm'd viaduct all together (The Vicar's version!)

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #118 on December 04, 2015, 06:43:56 pm by tommy toes »
Orgasm'd viaduct all together (The Vicar's version!)
Cambridge United

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Re: today's cryptic crossword
« Reply #119 on December 05, 2015, 07:26:32 pm by Donnywolf »
Ironed Pork Pie near Toppings in Frenchgate

OK .... A clue ... I will amend the original

Ironed Pork Pie here the 18 to 30s will be on Saturday Night

 

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