Feeling a bit of a Tit? ( An Ode to John Ryan knockers)

[Sad-Rovers]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
f**k off ATS you f**king useless w**k-spangle.

[RedJ]

Ah another thread that starts with a thinly veiled dig at the board, how refreshing.

Don't knock what he gave us,he gave us heaven and respect amongst clubs and fans alike that we all never thought we would ever see, and he gave us a lot more than that, those times WILL NOT return   

Yep, if you read my post I've definitely quite obviously knocked John Ryan. f**k me, get over yourself.

[Copps is Magic]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
f**k off ATS you f**king useless w**k-spangle.

A postmodern take on a classic. Like it.

You've inspired me..

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Dany N'Guessan's toe care
is paid through our season tickets

[Bentley Bullet]

Rovers are Red
Dons are Blue
Just in case, Mr Blunt
someone asks you

[wilts rover]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

[NickDRFC]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
f**k off ATS you f**king useless w**k-spangle.

A postmodern take on a classic. Like it.

You've inspired me..

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Dany N'Guessan's toe care
is paid through our season tickets

Mr Frost's face is red
Andy Williams' chant is blue
I miss the days of standing
In piss at Belle Vue

[Bentley Bullet]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

A desperate John brought in Terry and Dick
on his own he'd done all he could
but the things they did weren't always slick
because John did all the bad, and they did all the good.

[RedJ]

Yeah that's exactly what people are saying isn't it.

[Bentley Bullet]

Of course this proved the case when John resigned
leaving Terry and Dick feeling bitter
"Thank god John's gone" their arse lickers whined
as the team slid down the shitter.

[Robert Gravil]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

[wilts rover]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

"I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."

[Robert Gravil]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

"I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."

“Hey, I don’t pretend to have the answers, either.  I (WE) just have a different way to look at things.”

[wilts rover]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

"I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."

“Hey, I don’t pretend to have the answers, either.  I (WE) just have a different way to look at things.”

"It all ends in tears anyway."

[PDX_Rover]

Humble Pie
Westferry, Aye
Dick and Terry
Nay, Westferry

Hey Belize
Dispatched with ease
40 mil?
Likely nil

One Direction?
Teen infection
Crowdfunder
Went right under

[Robert Gravil]

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

Charismatic Chairman
Only One
Made us dare to dream
Even when facing defeat

Brentford away
Arsenal at home
Crying at the end
Kicked every ball

Joined us on the terraces
One of the pub team
Having a laugh ?
No more

Riches no good if
You have no passion
And all you can build is houses
Not dreams

Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?

Should I wait for Part II or do you only do censored epics?

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

"I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."

“Hey, I don’t pretend to have the answers, either.  I (WE) just have a different way to look at things.”

"It all ends in tears anyway."

time to get on the road.

[The Red Baron]

"Tempting to think now it will all be plain sailing,
Old enough now to know there's no such thing."

DRFC in a nutshell, by the wonderful Tracey Thorn.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bE2GLsoxOJE

[Copps is Magic]

No need for all this passive-aggressive poetry lads, just go in for some straight up vitriol like this

[RedJ]

That is a belter.

[Sammy Chung was King]

Barnsley are Red, Rovers are Blue
They avoided Relegation, we wish we could Too.

Andy Williams when he joined us his form was full of class
Ferguson turned up changed things around then his feet turned to glass.

Wellens when he first joined us he made us want to smile
By the time he left this had turned to bile.

[BillyStubbsTears]

What a let down. When I saw the title of this thread, I the content would be more like this.



Those were the most famous John Ryan knockers as I recall.

Funny int it? We were built on the proceeds of work on worn out tits. And we ended up with a team full of worn out tits.

[IDM]

Kept that to yourself for just long enough, eh BST??

[Alan Southstand]

The owners are trying to run the Club based on sustainability
Which is, quite simply, demolishing our credibility
We’re sliding down the football league and its not much fun
It reminds me of our decline under Mr Richardson.

[wing commander]

The owners are trying to run the Club based on sustainability
Which is, quite simply, demolishing our credibility
We’re sliding down the football league and its not much fun
It reminds me of our decline under Mr Richardson.

   haha A little far fetched Alan..No sign yet of having to raid the social club bandit to pay Gary Brabin....lol

[Alan Southstand]

Give it time, WC......give it time!

[Bentley Bullet]

"Wot no mention of Steve Wignall?
The Justin Jackson & Carl Alford era?
Having to resign from the board so we could build a stadium?
Putting up ticket prices?
Sticking with a manager on a 24 game loosing run?
Willie McKay and his Experiment?
Paul Dickov?"

Just looking above at point three
the thing that stands out for me
Had it not been for JR's intervention
Terry and Dick wouldn't have had a mention
Because had his rescue not been fulfilled
There would have been no new ground to build
and perhaps if that was the case
They wouldn't have joined in the first place

[Copps is Magic]

Boys of a certain age
To JR we are thankful
While watching fort Boyard
You gave us a handful

[Bentley Bullet]

I've nothing against our Terry and Dick
and I thank them for what they do
and if they leave I'll give them no stick
I won't use hindsight to to prove they'd no clue
But the thing is not everyone else is like me
Well at least some of those that I've met
for me, staying grateful will always be key
unlike others who choose to forget

[Sammy Chung was King]

Terry & Dick are much like George & Mildred happy as a pair
In the upper echelons of double acts along with Ant & Dec
The problem is with them in charge a win is very rare
And game after game week after week the fans have had all the can take(Tek)
John Ryan said all you have to do is have massive dreams if you dare
Ferguson came in full of bravado defeats were not his fault an inner problem was the fault which he didn't make
His contract was already signed he did not care
Seventeen long games to show a football success he could not bake.