the old ones are the best (chuck berry memorial thread)

[Herman Hessian]

they've just played my ding-a-ling on R6M, presumably on the basis that chuck berry died last week (or thereabouts)

other than being faintly disappointed that Leicester fans did not come up with some sort of Ranieri song, it did remind me of one of the old favourites (not that i've ever heard it at Rovers, but it's easily adapted)

the MUFC version was:

when I was just a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a wonderful toy
hundreds of scousers, tied up with string
she told me to kick their fücking heads in
kick their heads in, kick their heads in
she told me to kick their fücking heads in

obviously, it can easily be "hundreds of dingles" or "rotherham paedos" rather than scousers, but the sentiment remains the same

and as for the tune:

https://youtu.be/hMddte6yD2w