Coach and Horses

[Ye-Aul-Tavern]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Leonnoble82/status/859108441251618817/video/1

Good clip from the coach and horses doing the rounds. Hands up,  who features here? 

[not on facebook]

Did I just see 5 or 6 so called customers all shapes ages and sizes day time trade in a pub ,but most disturbing thing was not one if them had a drink in their hands ?

Or was I just unlucky

[German Rover]

I used to drink this pink kangaroo thing in there in the late 90s. Cider advocate, black currant and some other things I can't remember. Was pink and made you jump around, hence the name! Miss those days sometimes when I'm sat having a civilised glass of pilsner!

[Filo]

Looks like they've been on industrial Alcohol to me 😀😀😀😀

[Mike_F]

River Don was another one of their "interesting" concoctions. f**k knows what was in it but it was a filthy green colour just like its namesake.

[Donnywolf]

River Don was another one of their "interesting" concoctions. f**k knows what was in it but it was a filthy green colour just like its namesake.

Which is now FULL of Trout and Salmon which cant live in anything but totally clean water

Yep .... 4 people used to fish at St Marys Bridge every year as a protest / proof that there were no Fish and they never used to get a bite ... now the River is a rampant fishery along with its tributaries

Check out River Don Tidal Angling on Facebook .... eye opening !

[roversdude]

Ex workmate ran it with his missus it was always full of characters

[mushRTID]

I used to drink this pink kangaroo thing in there in the late 90s. Cider advocate, black currant and some other things I can't remember. Was pink and made you jump around, hence the name! Miss those days sometimes when I'm sat having a civilised glass of pilsner!

It might be the same drink but they also did a pink drink called fluffy duck I think it was. Always got you going that.

[roversdude]

Anyone remember gorilla snot ?

[German Rover]

Anyone remember gorilla snot ?

Baileys and port?  why the f**k did I drink things like this? 

[moses]

We used to drink something with Blue Bols Vodka and some think my else.

[esdailles left foot]

My mates uncle Nobby Jones used to have it in the early 90's. Could tell you some stories about Nobby.

[roversdude]

You and me both Esdaillle

[mushRTID]

Let's hear them then....

[not on facebook]

I will tell you all one about the Cleveland arms.

*****clevland arms stippers & Sunday lunch £5*****

This was in the late 1980s and the landlord had both bars of the pub closed to general public ,as he had passed a invite onto all the football lads in town  that there would be strippers on with a Sunday roast thrown in for a£5 enertance fee via the locked back door.

I walked in via the back door with 3 ddr mates and went into the main bar where it had about 60 or more lads in ,it was a mix off ddr and donnywhites lads.

I noticed a ddr lad was laid on the floor near the pool table stark bollock naked while a lady was whipping cream off his nads and a well known donnywhites who was walking round stark bollock naked with a bone on.

I sat down with me pint no sooner had a drink when another lady's slapped her tits into my face as my two ddr mates I walked in with where gob smacked .

The strippers had one of them olde style heavy pint pots that was been passed around the bar and as soon as it was full of money they would shag whoever wanted it.

Took about 10mins for said pint pot to get full of coins and a donny rovers lad was been ridden by the stripper on the floor infront of al,as the other girl was knoshing off the donnywhite on the pool table.

After about 15 mins the stripper packed up and left the pub as 3 more strippers were now on the way to clevland arms after doing a show in Rotherham.

So the Sunday roast was served and I made the mistake of been one of the last in the que to sit down and start on my Sunday roast,as the girls from Rotherham had walked in to a massive cheer .

The said pint pit was passed round to be filled up with coins and before i even started to eat my roast the pot was full and the 3 girls were getting shagged left right and centre .

The famous donnywhite was sawing one in half over the pol table while two ther were getting done right in front of me.

As one lad finished the stripper pulled his condom off and snot flee all over the floor as she knoshed him off ,the sight off the snot put me right off my Sunday roast as the 3rd stripper was know taking a lad from behind while knoshing another lad off.

There is only so much snot you can watch flying about so I fcuked off to the other bar for a pint in a normall enviroment .there was about four lads stood at the bar so I got on end of the que waiting to be served for a pint.

Turns out this was a que to bang a lady in the bogs on a one to one situation ,and a well known rovers lad walked out sending the next lad in.

It was rentless ahagging where ever you looked.

Must have been in the pub for about 3hours by now when we all heard a knock on the back door.

Who the fcuk can that be as everyone was inside the pub and accounted for.landlord answers the door and it turns out to be the mum and dad of two donny lads who had dropped by to pick them up to visit their nan nan .

Never seen owt so funny in my life and it was A day you only read about in the news of the world.

[MachoMadness]

[MrFrost]

I lived next door to the small guy when I was growing up.

No pun intended.

[idler]

You have such a way with words Oslo.😉

[LongbridgeMGRover]

Yes. Such insight into the frailties of the human condition and the conflict between innate sexuality and contemporary mores.

 At last Norway has a true and worthy successor to Ibsen. And he is one of ours.

[not on facebook]

You have such a way with words Oslo.😉

Draughtsmens leicence fella I like to call it.

[idler]

I'll certainly never look at a Sunday roast in the same way again.

[LongbridgeMGRover]

Was spit-roast on the menu, I wonder?

[not on facebook]

I got the impression that if you filled that olde type pint pot with coins they Would have nibbled on a tramps toe nails longbridge.

For the record I never got to eat any of my Sunday dinner that day in the pub,just did not fancy it.

[idler]

I'd certainly have given the horseradish a miss. It sounds like an episode from shameless.

[Iberian Red]

I will tell you all one about the Cleveland arms.

*****clevland arms stippers & Sunday lunch £5*****

This was in the late 1980s and the landlord had both bars of the pub closed to general public ,as he had passed a invite onto all the football lads in town  that there would be strippers on with a Sunday roast thrown in for a£5 enertance fee via the locked back door.

I walked in via the back door with 3 ddr mates and went into the main bar where it had about 60 or more lads in ,it was a mix off ddr and donnywhites lads.

I noticed a ddr lad was laid on the floor near the pool table stark bollock naked while a lady was whipping cream off his nads and a well known donnywhites who was walking round stark bollock naked with a bone on.

I sat down with me pint no sooner had a drink when another lady's slapped her tits into my face as my two ddr mates I walked in with where gob smacked .

The strippers had one of them olde style heavy pint pots that was been passed around the bar and as soon as it was full of money they would shag whoever wanted it.

Took about 10mins for said pint pot to get full of coins and a donny rovers lad was been ridden by the stripper on the floor infront of al,as the other girl was knoshing off the donnywhite on the pool table.

After about 15 mins the stripper packed up and left the pub as 3 more strippers were now on the way to clevland arms after doing a show in Rotherham.

So the Sunday roast was served and I made the mistake of been one of the last in the que to sit down and start on my Sunday roast,as the girls from Rotherham had walked in to a massive cheer .

The said pint pit was passed round to be filled up with coins and before i even started to eat my roast the pot was full and the 3 girls were getting shagged left right and centre .

The famous donnywhite was sawing one in half over the pol table while two ther were getting done right in front of me.

As one lad finished the stripper pulled his condom off and snot flee all over the floor as she knoshed him off ,the sight off the snot put me right off my Sunday roast as the 3rd stripper was know taking a lad from behind while knoshing another lad off.

There is only so much snot you can watch flying about so I fcuked off to the other bar for a pint in a normall enviroment .there was about four lads stood at the bar so I got on end of the que waiting to be served for a pint.

Turns out this was a que to bang a lady in the bogs on a one to one situation ,and a well known rovers lad walked out sending the next lad in.

It was rentless ahagging where ever you looked.

Must have been in the pub for about 3hours by now when we all heard a knock on the back door.

Who the fcuk can that be as everyone was inside the pub and accounted for.landlord answers the door and it turns out to be the mum and dad of two donny lads who had dropped by to pick them up to visit their nan nan .

Never seen owt so funny in my life and it was A day you only read about in the news of the world.

Did you try the toad-in-the-hole?

Cleveland used to be rocking on match days. The Huddersfield cup game probably being the best/worst example!

[not on facebook]

No to toad in the hole

But was in the clevland arms for that Huddersfield cup game

[Herbert Anchovy]

I will tell you all one about the Cleveland arms.

*****clevland arms stippers & Sunday lunch £5*****

This was in the late 1980s and the landlord had both bars of the pub closed to general public ,as he had passed a invite onto all the football lads in town  that there would be strippers on with a Sunday roast thrown in for a£5 enertance fee via the locked back door.

I walked in via the back door with 3 ddr mates and went into the main bar where it had about 60 or more lads in ,it was a mix off ddr and donnywhites lads.

I noticed a ddr lad was laid on the floor near the pool table stark bollock naked while a lady was whipping cream off his nads and a well known donnywhites who was walking round stark bollock naked with a bone on.

I sat down with me pint no sooner had a drink when another lady's slapped her tits into my face as my two ddr mates I walked in with where gob smacked .

The strippers had one of them olde style heavy pint pots that was been passed around the bar and as soon as it was full of money they would shag whoever wanted it.

Took about 10mins for said pint pot to get full of coins and a donny rovers lad was been ridden by the stripper on the floor infront of al,as the other girl was knoshing off the donnywhite on the pool table.

After about 15 mins the stripper packed up and left the pub as 3 more strippers were now on the way to clevland arms after doing a show in Rotherham.

So the Sunday roast was served and I made the mistake of been one of the last in the que to sit down and start on my Sunday roast,as the girls from Rotherham had walked in to a massive cheer .

The said pint pit was passed round to be filled up with coins and before i even started to eat my roast the pot was full and the 3 girls were getting shagged left right and centre .

The famous donnywhite was sawing one in half over the pol table while two ther were getting done right in front of me.

As one lad finished the stripper pulled his condom off and snot flee all over the floor as she knoshed him off ,the sight off the snot put me right off my Sunday roast as the 3rd stripper was know taking a lad from behind while knoshing another lad off.

There is only so much snot you can watch flying about so I fcuked off to the other bar for a pint in a normall enviroment .there was about four lads stood at the bar so I got on end of the que waiting to be served for a pint.

Turns out this was a que to bang a lady in the bogs on a one to one situation ,and a well known rovers lad walked out sending the next lad in.

It was rentless ahagging where ever you looked.

Must have been in the pub for about 3hours by now when we all heard a knock on the back door.

Who the fcuk can that be as everyone was inside the pub and accounted for.landlord answers the door and it turns out to be the mum and dad of two donny lads who had dropped by to pick them up to visit their nan nan .

Never seen owt so funny in my life and it was A day you only read about in the news of the world.

That's some story NOF. You really, really should consider writing a book based on your experiences.

[Herbert Anchovy]

Back in the day, the DJ in the Coach & Horses had a list of songs that he was forbidden to play because the whole pub would go absolutely crackers.

[not on facebook]

Iam sure that there is just as many good or more funny or more interesting story's out there from members just on this forum fella.

The thing its human nature to keep your cards close to your chest amongst strangers I guess ,where I don't give two shirts what anyone thinks about me.

[not on facebook]

Back in the day, the DJ in the Coach & Horses had a list of songs that he was forbidden to play because the whole pub would go absolutely crackers.

Tell us more about this ,as I find it amazing that a dj has his hands tied to what songs he can
not play for fear of the pub going crowd getting out of hand.

Was it during the teddy boy days?