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Bentley Bullet

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The first sign of Madness?
« on May 04, 2017, 06:52:48 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Just been talking to Suggs in Tesco's in Bentley. We were discussing the importance of the Rovers game on Saturday, and he said whenever his band had a big Gig coming up, they would get their wives to make them some long narrow french loaves with viagra in them. He said they always went down a storm with Baguette arousers.

I wonder if the Rovers players might avoid embarrassment on Saturday by having some for their pre-match meal?



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besty

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #1 on May 04, 2017, 07:09:26 pm by besty »
Itll be a Grey day if we lose !!

not on facebook

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #2 on May 04, 2017, 08:06:44 pm by not on facebook »
If you feed the hartlepool team viagra it will them stay up

Jimmydee

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #3 on May 05, 2017, 07:00:55 am by Jimmydee »
I will get some when I'm driving in my car.

Herbert Anchovy

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #4 on May 05, 2017, 07:05:14 am by Herbert Anchovy »
No need - there's plenty in our house

Arksey rover

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #5 on May 05, 2017, 08:13:37 am by Arksey rover »
Hope they don't become an "embarrassment " at Hartlepool !

LincsRover

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #6 on May 05, 2017, 08:45:26 am by LincsRover »
I think we went 'one step beyond' in our last game and have lost the title!  :sick:

Bessie Red

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #7 on May 05, 2017, 12:59:06 pm by Bessie Red »
Hope they don't have too much Viagra in them it may cause a "Cardiac Arrest"!!

retford rover

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #8 on May 05, 2017, 01:48:23 pm by retford rover »
when we win tomorrow, the club are sending the players on a "night boat to Cairo" as a bonus.with captain Coppinger wearing his "baggy trousers" on the deck.

Bentley Bullet

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #9 on May 05, 2017, 01:50:57 pm by Bentley Bullet »
I'm fed up with all these negative thoughts. Can you all just shut up?

Donnyjim

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #10 on May 05, 2017, 02:04:01 pm by Donnyjim »
We are now used to "The Rise and Fall"   of DRFC  :chair:

Bentley Bullet

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #11 on May 05, 2017, 02:06:22 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Our lass's just made me some Baguette arousers. To make them more authentic she's wrapped each of them in a miniature picture of a band member. She's just given me a little woody.

ravenrover

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #12 on May 05, 2017, 03:50:57 pm by ravenrover »
My girls mad at me for buying some says I don't need it as there is no chance anyway

PDX_Rover

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #13 on May 05, 2017, 06:19:16 pm by PDX_Rover »
They should give them some MDMA before the game then they will be literally flying on the wings of a dove.

Donnyjim

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #14 on May 05, 2017, 06:42:08 pm by Donnyjim »
Not sure why we follow the rovers up and down the country. It must be love!

besty

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #15 on May 05, 2017, 08:58:50 pm by besty »
 At the end of the day Tomorrows Just Another Day lads/lasses

Donnyjim

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Re: The first sign of Madness?
« Reply #16 on May 05, 2017, 10:39:27 pm by Donnyjim »
There is a chippy in Hartlepool called "Almighty Cod" not many people know that?.........My name is Michael Caine....

 

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