I recall when the EUROVISION song contest was well worth watching

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But after the eastern bloc country's signed up its become a complete farce . So if I don't work for the Eurovision how can it be expected to work within the EU.

Not seen the British entry yet but I guess that it's a bag of shite and will not hit double figures on the points board > bring back Buck's Fizz .

Best ever song so far on Eurovision has to be ABBAs Waterloo 1974 held in Brighton.

Worst winnng song ,that drag act from Israel .

Will miss terry wogan taking the piss

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Ffs who are these 3 male pillocks that are fronting the show .

U.K. Voters can not vote by text because of the recent NHS hacking outbreak that is now hitting BT

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Ffs who are these 3 male pillocks that are fronting the show .

U.K. Voters can not vote by text because of the recent NHS hacking outbreak that is now hitting BT

UK voters have never been able to vote by text, other countries have been doing it for years.

Portugal or Belarus for me, just about the only countries who haven't sent to bland R'n'B shite and stand out from the rest as a result. And that includes us.

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Israel 1st up to the hockey >>> well at least it's a bloke in mans clothes and not his sisters battle dress .> shite song even before it's halfway through.

Poland up second > gin dob er ray > she looks shagable but another shit song > good start but fell away > who let the pigeons out.

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Ffs who are these 3 male pillocks that are fronting the show .

U.K. Voters can not vote by text because of the recent NHS hacking outbreak that is now hitting BT

UK voters have never been able to vote by text, other countries have been doing it for years.

Portugal or Belarus for me, just about the only countries who haven't sent to bland R'n'B shite and stand out from the rest as a result. And that includes us.

Fcuking hate any R n B shite Glynn.

Belarus up next number 3 > gets my vote after the first riff > are they both virgins? White means fcuk all today itch and itch > Eurovision 2018 could well be held in Belarus next term.

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It's such an upbeat song too, far too many of the others are angst-ridden dirges.

As I say Portugal's is nice too - a simple song sung beautifully with absolutely no reliance on overblown staging - just him stood there singing and letting the song go on it's own merits.

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No4 Austria > johnny Logan wanna be > all white again Austrianwhite? Fcuking Leeds and dog shit come to mind >
He's running on air > wish he was gasping for air .

Number 5  > Armenia > eastern bloc so that will guarantee 30 points than U.K. > it's shite > is she from Pakistan or Egypt ? > wtf are those two dancers doing ,if you don't sing or play a instrument stay backstage with your pass .

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6th up >>> some Dutch tulips > ig how von yow > 3 sisters who are a poor three degrees tribute act > at least they are all putting a shift in >

Talking to the crowd > Everyman in that audience is gay fact.

7th act >>> Moldova > been here with England about 15 years back>
It's shite moldovians trying to sound half mediterainean with some terrible jazz funk on the trumpet blown in >

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8th act > hungry > that reminds me to take my pizza out of the oven> he has a top knot where is the man bag? > if he ever made a CD i would burn it > fcuk now a white man thinks he is from the hood > back in Budapest or Bucharest now .

Song 9 >>> Italy > this will be a defensive 0-1 performance by Italy> is he wnaking teo covks off > bing Crosby with a iffy Italian dialect > WTF is a ape got to do with this song > the ape is dancing out of sync> if it was not for the ape Italy might have hit double pts.

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Believe it or not, the Italian entry was a tribute to the Desmond Morris book about evolution and human behaviour 'The Naked Ape'.

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Lost count next up >>> lurpack & carlsberg > hope she has a g string on as that is all that she has going for her > got a gap  in her top dentures you could park a raighley chopper in.> deport Kyle back to Australia> shite.

Back on track 10 > portagul  > glynns tip > suspense is killing me >
Looks like Roland rat bug sounds more like carpenters > pitty that he is it playing the violin as that would have won him EUROVISION  as norway did > now sounds like Vera Lynn > the gays in the crowd like him. > has a good chance.

Them 3 idiots are back on ffs

12 can't spell this country got a A B Z J in it >>> don't walk under that big fcuk off ladder it's bad luck > it's about skellywags > the horse is tripping > chalk that one up as top 10 >

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Believe it or not, the Italian entry was a tribute to the Desmond Morris book about evolution and human behaviour 'The Naked Ape'.

That ape was not in the buff Glynn it's was a false ape

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You've got to admit that at least Portugal is different to the identikit b*llocks that surrounds it!

This Croatian one sounds like something they'd do in High School Musical!

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Next song  >>> he has never had a salad = salad dodger > god it's grease with the worst black leather jacket ever from the pound shop > sound a like queen now > six of the mongs no won stage > he don't need a friend he needs a voice > relegation form.

Number 14 > Australia >>> 17 year old beach bum Bruce  > its white> if there was ever  a time you need a stage shark > ministry of funny walks > you come all this way and you lost >

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You've got to admit that at least Portugal is different to the identikit b*llocks that surrounds it!

This Croatian one sounds like something they'd do in High School Musical!

You are correct about Portugals effort ,but eastern bloc voters will vote differnt

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You've got to admit that at least Portugal is different to the identikit b*llocks that surrounds it!

This Croatian one sounds like something they'd do in High School Musical!

You are correct about Portugals effort ,but eastern bloc voters will vote differnt

If a song strikes a chord across Europe the eastern bloc means sod all otherwise Sweden and Germany wouldn't have won in the past few years.

Plus...there's no Russia there for them all to vote for, so it's anyone's guess where their votes will go instead.

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This is the first time I've heard Spain's. It's quite catchy and upbeat and stands out from the dross a bit too.

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If I want to flag waving I go to anfield ffs ,if you have to wave a flag
Put some effort into it nowt worse than a lazzy flag wave

Buck's Fizz just got a mention > who from there is in here?

15 grease is up>>> no plate smashing or ouzo >  Malaka > legs right upto her bum hole > sounds like she is singing out of it > two pillocks playing in the bath infront of medussa > fcuk them off back stage with the ape and horse >

16 Spain >>> Barca or Madrid>>> Spanish version of Hanson brothers > bob Marley sounding act > bad sounding hanson bothers Marley mixed bag > do what for your lover as meatloaf will not do it

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Azerbaijan for me. Kate Bush almost.

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At least the Norwegian keyboard player has the sense to remain anonymous!

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17 is up > Norge >>> have some respect please> Han er norsk > it was ok untill he went into english > shite > Eurovision will not be held in oslo next term > wish some horse or ape back stage would kill this act>

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18 now upto the hockey >

These 3 pillocks are on stage again > no fun as Sex Pistols sang>

The perfect Eurovision host should learn to shut the heck up

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You'd think with three presenters there's be a good chance that at least one of them isn't a charisma vacuum. Oh well.

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When was the last time the UK sent a song that had an actual hook to it? I can't remember one from the past 10 years at least. Right-hand side of the scoreboard again.

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Back to number 18 > > > U.K. Lizzie jones > she don't sound welsh >
Looks more like a mick on a drip > who she keep on pointing at > thumbs up by her > not me >

When is next act staring

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Who is doing the talking for the bbc as he is talking crap aswell

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Graham Norton

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A schoolfriend of my lad's has flown back from Heathrow to Kiev to sit and watch this stuff live. He's got a ticket for the second row! He's back at school on Monday too.

BobG

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This one is pure Eurovision.

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19 >>> Cyprus >> its van persi the former arsenal/ man utd player> with two dancing fcukwits > why do fcukwits come in pairs of threes >

20 up next 6 more to go >>> where is the fast forwrad button > Romania >>> they don't look like Roma > there not sat down begging > they think they are Swiss > yoldleing and whatever it is don't go>