I recall when the EUROVISION song contest was well worth watching

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A schoolfriend of my lad's has flown back from Heathrow to Kiev to sit and watch this stuff live. He's got a ticket for the second row! He's back at school on Monday too.

BobG

Not going to ask the obvious bob

[Herman Hessian]

load of shite - should all have to sing in their own languages for a start, and do songs called "bing bong-a-bing bong"

classy tat on the british bird too - looked like a fuċking gas fitter - best not to draw attention to your bingo wings if at all possible, love

the romanian yodelling song is the first "proper" eurovision song - far and away the best so far...

[Glyn_Wigley]

Ayup, it's Patsy Palmer!

[LongbridgeMGRover]

Azerbaijan for me. Kate Bush... almost.

[Herman Hessian]

germany: shite song, hoping the bird is going to rip of her skirt revealing a pair of high cut panties and a spectacular kamelzehe (camel toe)

bah - another diappointment...

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21 > ze Germans > pitty it's not the World Cup  > she is from Germany = hairy arm pit watch > must have a hairy gash since she is German > top lip needs some bic attention > dan Kerr Shann > bitter > two world wars and one World Cup >

[Glyn_Wigley]

This is what the UK should be doing - all the great rock groups we have and we continually send tepid shite instead of showing what's great about British music. If it still fails, at least we'd have done it with a bang and not a bloody whimper.

[Herman Hessian]

wouldn't it be great if some lank-haired herberts tipped up from macedonia or somewhere equally grim and thrashed out something like "song 2" by blur - really went for it, did the job, dropped their instruments on stage and walked off without a second glance...

and not bullshit soft-rock crap like those ukrainian t**ts...

[Glyn_Wigley]

How the Belgian monotone crap managed to qualify from the semis is still a mystery to me. She sang it really badly then too.

[Glyn_Wigley]

wouldn't it be great if some lank-haired herberts tipped up from macedonia or somewhere equally grim and thrashed out something like "song 2" by blur - really went for it, did the job, dropped their instruments on stage and walked off without a second glance...

and not bullshit soft-rock crap like those ukrainian t**ts...

I'd love The Damned to do it and blow everybody else off the stage lol.

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Home advantage  act is up >>> bono U2 > but no edge next to him> it's yet another bag of shit> why is he wearing a cut up coal sack> max headrow makes an appearance > where is the off button on my plasma >

Belgium up next > 17 year old girl > she gave the crowd clap > Iam still waiting for her to start > joy division? > smokers cough voice >
it's growing on me > has half a chance

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Sweden is up >>> left wing liberal > Michael Jackson > its like been in park lane mid week > four more bjorn borgs just gate crashed > started ok but fell into the fjord >

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25 up now > Bulgaria > its Harry Potter from platform 9b> looks like Marc almond > facup ears > jacket is two sizes too small > no apes or horses on stage yet >

[Herman Hessian]

bugger - missed the 17 yer old belgian girl !

[Herman Hessian]

shameful hairy-minged trollope from france - afraid it's my civil duty to despise her out of hand...

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Last act it's France > at least it's sang in national tounge > Jim appell ddr > cest ce se > cet un chat >

[Herman Hessian]

excellent - the dutch girl looked like shrek's girlfriend - i think "sturdy" is the word...

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Well I can't cast my 12 points on any act tbh

but portagul had best chance

And I can't remember anymore stand out.

Moldova will do well

[Glyn_Wigley]

And the winner of this year's Eurovision Stereotype Competition is....not on facebook!

[Herman Hessian]

shameful hairy-minged trollope from france - afraid it's my civil duty to despise her out of hand...

oh dear - looked like a nun....

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If I was playing Texas hold erm I go all in with me chips with Moldavia

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Now we go from the 26 comedy acts to the vote by text comedy act

[Glyn_Wigley]

The wild card is Romania's yodel meets rap effort. It's one of those nutty Eurovision songs that you just can't predict how it'll do.

I still like Portugal and Belarus, but don't go getting the idea that I expect anything that I like to do well! lol

[Herman Hessian]

another year goes by without khazakstan doing a cover version of "throw the jew down the well"...

[Herman Hessian]

the belorussian pikeys in the faux boat were sufficiently appaling to deserve a vote or two...

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The worst act has to be the crow-acts .(Croatia)

Just for the poundshop leather jacket

But I predict they will at least match if not beat the U.K. Result.

That toot who is playing the recorder now was the best act

[Herman Hessian]

f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !

[Herman Hessian]

not too sure about the hand-held drum with the pony-tailed butt plug stuck in it mind...

[Glyn_Wigley]

f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !

You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol

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germany: shite song, hoping the bird is going to rip of her skirt revealing a pair of high cut panties and a spectacular kamelzehe (camel toe)

bah - another diappointment...

Fcuk me HH do you still get your porn from the top shelf at your local newsagents.