I recall when the EUROVISION song contest was well worth watching

[Herman Hessian]

f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !

You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol

you, sir, are a joyless pedant

 

[Herman Hessian]

germany: shite song, hoping the bird is going to rip of her skirt revealing a pair of high cut panties and a spectacular kamelzehe (camel toe)

bah - another diappointment...

Fcuk me HH do you still get your porn from the top shelf at your local newsagents.

nope - i make my own snuff movies...

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f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !

You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol

Fcuk that is daft rule about not having more than six people on stage  but it's ok for a ape or a horse to be in the act

[Glyn_Wigley]

Best presenter of the night lol

[Glyn_Wigley]

f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !

You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol

Fcuk that is daft rule about not having more than six people on stage  but it's ok for a ape or a horse to be in the act

They can be dressed how they like as long as there isn't more than six of them!

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What's the worst part of Eurovision

The acts

Of

Watching the shite they go through while waiting for the results to start > be a good time to cut to a news update.

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That's twice bukks Fizz got a mention

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What happened to Ireland  have they worked out that is costs a arm  and. Agee legs to host Eurovision and downgraded its stock.


Allways recall these type of votes

U.K. > IRE  > 10pointd

IRE > U.K.  > 2points

Took them years of winning it to figure that one out

[Herman Hessian]

stay classy, australia - fụcking ignorant convicts....

 

[Glyn_Wigley]

What happened to Ireland  have they worked out that is costs a arm  and. Agee legs to host Eurovision and downgraded its stock.


Allways recall these type of votes

U.K. > IRE  > 10pointd

IRE > U.K.  > 2points

Took them years of winning it to figure that one out

They had a young lad who sounded like he been sucking on a canister of helium and didn't qualify from the semis.

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This is a true fact

AC/DC were playing out in olso years back and the Eurovision Song Contest was been held in olso  the day before.

I was outside the stadium holding the eurovisin selling norway flags and scarfs and  had a load of AC/DC scarfs with me aswell.

I sold every AC/DC scarf for obvious reasons

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Fcuk me Glynn your top tw just got 12 and 10 points

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Did anyone notice that the Albanian corespondent was packing a gun

[Herman Hessian]

this whole scoring thing is a farce - taking scores from countries that didn't even make the final, and no reading through the whole list of who gets how many from each jury - crock of shıt !

[Herman Hessian]

jesus - the norwegian chuckle brothers !

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Two puffs from norway ffs

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The French tart was trying to cha uo one of the two male Ukraine tv corispondents > who is going to tell her that they are sleeping with each other.

[Colemans Left Hook]

did you see what I just saw Eurovision is getting overexposure

not sure how much of his attributes we saw had an Australian flag around him

[BobG]

The bloke on the right of that pic Coleman looks like Jurgen Klopp. What's he doing there? Ain't he got something more important to be doing?

Bob

[Colemans Left Hook]

The bloke on the right of that pic Coleman looks like Jurgen Klopp. What's he doing there? Ain't he got something more important to be doing?

Bob

Another post flying over everyone's head ???

in simple terms he jumped on the stage pulled his zip down on his trousers doing a bit of a dance and might have demonstrated he might ? not have been a eunuch anyhow he had a lot of balls (but not intelligence ) to do that

was hard to spot surely the world saw what happened ??

[Colemans Left Hook]

ok just checked the internet and I am not senile (yet) at fist  i saw a bare ar$e -- i wasn't even paying attention

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/05/13/australian-streaker-strikes-bum-note-eurovision-stage-invasion/#

[Geoff Blakesley]

What exciting lives you guys lead !!

[RedRover45]

This is my favourite ever thread. Absolute comedy gold, had me doubled up. Thanks Oslo and friends. Brilliant !!