A teacher asked her class....

[Not Now Kato]

....to name something that ends with 'tor' and that eats things.

The first little boy Timmy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy William says, "Predator."

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says,  "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

Little Johnny says,  "Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
 

[Dutch Uncle]

Teacher is testing her pupils vocabulary. She asks 'who knows what 'indifferent' means?'

Silence. Then eventually little Johnny says 'Miss, I think it means 'fantastic'.

No Johnny, but a good try. But why did you think it meant 'fantastic'.

'Well I had to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, and I overheard my mum saying 'ooh that 's fantastic', and then my Dad said 'Yes, it's indifferent''.

[IDM]

Teacher asks the class, "who can give me a sentence with the word 'definitely' in that says what it means?"

Little Johnny says "miss, me miss, me.."

Teacher ignores him, as he is usually a cheeky scamp.

Eventually the teacher gives in "OK Johnny, what's your sentence?"

Johnny - "Miss, is a fart lumpy?"

Teacher - "no, why?"

Johnny - "I have definitely shat myself then!"