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Author Topic: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.  (Read 1060 times)

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Not Now Kato

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He started counting, then fell asleep.



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tommy toes

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Was he looking sheepish?

drfchound

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Re: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.
« Reply #2 on November 21, 2018, 04:47:30 pm by drfchound »
A Welsh mechanic was checking my car the other day and said I had blown a seal.
I said he had no need to talk as he probably shagged sheep.

Bentley Bullet

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The Welsh farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner.
"What the hell is this?" he screamed.
"Well," replied his wife, "If it's good enough for your girlfriend, then it's good enough for you!"

shaun from thorne

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Welsh man having his driving test
The examiner asked him if he could make a u turn
No he said but I can make it’s eye water

 

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