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SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #240 on September 14, 2019, 12:04:09 PM by SydneyRover »
Well there you go it does seem as though Johnson will be keeping his promise to invest £million's in Yorkshire. By moving 10 000 of the countries criminals here in a new 'mega prison'.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prison-jail-new-york-build-boris-johnson-a9103961.html

Funny he didn't mention it on his stroll through Marketplace yesterday.

SydneyRover

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« Reply #241 on September 14, 2019, 12:15:59 PM by SydneyRover »
Now this is going too far it's just taking the piss, I mean who but a few boris clingons is going to believe it?

   Boris Johnson is planning to force a new Brexit deal through parliament in just 10 days — including holding late-night and weekend sittings — in a further sign of Downing Street’s determination to negotiate an orderly exit from the EU.

According to Number 10 officials, Mr Johnson’s team has drawn up detailed plans under which the prime minister would secure a deal with the EU at a Brussels summit on October 17-18, before pushing the new withdrawal deal through parliament at breakneck speed.

https://www.ft.com/content/7517abfa-d638-11e9-8367-807ebd53ab77

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« Reply #242 on September 14, 2019, 01:25:11 PM by BillyStubbsTears »
In case you missed the highlights of Johnson's trip Oop North.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shahmiruk/status/1172602253649350656

SydneyRover

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« Reply #243 on September 14, 2019, 02:53:27 PM by SydneyRover »
What a perfect summary of what boris means to most people

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« Reply #244 on September 14, 2019, 05:19:46 PM by Bentley Bullet »
What a perfect summary of what boris means to most people

How do you know? Have you counted them?

scawsby steve

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« Reply #245 on September 14, 2019, 05:35:38 PM by scawsby steve »
In case you missed the highlights of Johnson's trip Oop North.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shahmiruk/status/1172602253649350656

Oop North? I didn't hear one person with a Northern accent. I think you've been duped there.

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« Reply #246 on September 14, 2019, 06:27:44 PM by SydneyRover »
Part of it was recorded in Donny marketplace Steve

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #247 on September 14, 2019, 06:51:54 PM by BillyStubbsTears »
In case you missed the highlights of Johnson's trip Oop North.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shahmiruk/status/1172602253649350656

Oop North? I didn't hear one person with a Northern accent. I think you've been duped there.

So that woman in Donny market wasn't local?

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #248 on September 14, 2019, 07:08:08 PM by BillyStubbsTears »
Christ, I'd forgotten about this.

https://mobile.twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1143504207640715265?lang=en

There should be big f**k off projector, beaming this onto the White Cliffs of Dover 24/7, with a loudhailer reminding the rest of the world that even the greatest nations on earth can lose their marbles and elect as leader,someone who is such a compulsive liar, he even has to change his mind about his lies, half way through his lies, to make his lies even more f**king ludicrous.

Just imagine if this were a left wing Labour PM. So utterly wedded to lying that he even f**king lies about what he does in his spare time. There'd be a military coup.

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« Reply #249 on September 14, 2019, 07:17:19 PM by Bentley Bullet »
Highlights! That depends what side you're on! Is it supposed to be  'highlights' of Boris's Doncaster visit? If it is they've had a mix-up in the cutting room because the first clip was on the telly the other week somewhere else!

........And after all that, in the name of unbiased reporting, about a dozen Boris opponents are 'randomly' filmed venting their spleen!

Is that the best they can do? I'd call it lefty lowlights.

SydneyRover

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« Reply #250 on September 14, 2019, 07:20:43 PM by SydneyRover »
boris has signed up to do a whole series of Would I lie to You, plays all the parts, writes the scripts and fxcks the dog too.

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« Reply #251 on September 14, 2019, 07:23:19 PM by Bentley Bullet »
boris has signed up to do a whole series of Would I lie to You, plays all the parts, writes the scripts and fxcks the dog too.

Is that true?

SydneyRover

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« Reply #252 on September 14, 2019, 07:27:05 PM by SydneyRover »
I lied about the dog

DonnyOsmond

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« Reply #253 on September 14, 2019, 07:28:45 PM by DonnyOsmond »
Part of it was recorded in Donny marketplace Steve

He's clutching a straws. :laugh:

The "please leave my town" guy is my fave. Isn't he in Morley or Wakefield?

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #254 on September 14, 2019, 07:32:22 PM by Bentley Bullet »
I lied about the dog

Well, stop f**king lying then!

SydneyRover

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« Reply #255 on September 14, 2019, 07:36:36 PM by SydneyRover »
I got a touch of borismylietis from some fish I bought in the marketplace yesterday

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« Reply #256 on September 14, 2019, 07:48:19 PM by Bentley Bullet »
I shouldn't let it put you off fish though, Just avoid the plaice you got it from last time. Get it from Tesco in future, it's good for the brain, and every little helps.

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #258 on September 14, 2019, 08:24:59 PM by SydneyRover »
Anyone remember the Numbskulls a comic strip in the Whopper I think, there is a cutaway section showing the different compartments with a team for receiving and processing food etc, vision, etc this so much reminds me of that.

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #259 on September 14, 2019, 08:32:32 PM by Sprotyrover »
Anyone remember the Numbskulls a comic strip in the Whopper I think, there is a cutaway section showing the different compartments with a team for receiving and processing food etc, vision, etc this so much reminds me of that.
Think it was the Topper !

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #260 on September 14, 2019, 08:58:42 PM by Donnywolf »
I got a touch of borismylietis from some fish I bought in the marketplace yesterday

Maybe a red herring ! I will mullet over for a while

scawsby steve

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« Reply #261 on September 14, 2019, 10:02:38 PM by scawsby steve »
In case you missed the highlights of Johnson's trip Oop North.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shahmiruk/status/1172602253649350656

Oop North? I didn't hear one person with a Northern accent. I think you've been duped there.

So that woman in Donny market wasn't local?

Wow; you've managed to find one snippet from a video that's supposed to be a compilation of highlights from Boris's trip up North, and is blatantly showing highlights from all over the country that we've all seen weeks ago.

You need to be more careful than that, or people might start thinking that you're somewhat blinkered and partisan.

Heaven forbid.

scawsby steve

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #262 on September 14, 2019, 10:11:37 PM by scawsby steve »
Part of it was recorded in Donny marketplace Steve

He's clutching a straws. :laugh:

The "please leave my town" guy is my fave. Isn't he in Morley or Wakefield?

If that's aimed at me, Marie Osmond, exactly what straws am I supposed to be clutching at?

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #263 on September 14, 2019, 10:28:44 PM by BillyStubbsTears »
That's about par for the course.

Ignore entirely the substantive and demonstrable examples of Johnson lying through his teeth all week.

Pick up on me (incorrectly, I admit) saying that all those clips were from Johnson's visits to northern towns.

I'll put my hand up. I got it wrong.

You can now feel free to address the substantive points any time you wish.

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #264 on September 15, 2019, 12:59:53 PM by SydneyRover »
Plan 57a

''Johnson to tell Juncker: ‘I won’t discuss Brexit extension beyond 31 October’
Prime minister warns Brussels that he will reject any offer of prolonged membership and renews his threat of no deal''

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/15/johnson-to-defy-benn-bill-quit-31-october-come-what-may

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« Reply #265 on September 16, 2019, 07:22:25 AM by Ldr »
In case you missed the highlights of Johnson's trip Oop North.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shahmiruk/status/1172602253649350656

Oop North? I didn't hear one person with a Northern accent. I think you've been duped there.

So that woman in Donny market wasn't local?

I used to think Donny was in the North  then I moved to Newcastle and realised just how central Donny is, its Midlands 😂

SydneyRover

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« Reply #266 on September 16, 2019, 07:32:40 AM by SydneyRover »
Anyone remember the Numbskulls a comic strip in the Whopper I think, there is a cutaway section showing the different compartments with a team for receiving and processing food etc, vision, etc this so much reminds me of that.
Think it was the Topper !

Missed your post Sproty, well remembered.

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #267 on September 16, 2019, 07:40:34 AM by idler »
Anyone remember the Numbskulls a comic strip in the Whopper I think, there is a cutaway section showing the different compartments with a team for receiving and processing food etc, vision, etc this so much reminds me of that.
Think it was the Topper !

Missed your post Sproty, well remembered.
Sure it wasn't Hansard?

DonnyOsmond

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« Reply #268 on September 16, 2019, 10:11:55 AM by DonnyOsmond »
In case you missed the highlights of Johnson's trip Oop North.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shahmiruk/status/1172602253649350656

Oop North? I didn't hear one person with a Northern accent. I think you've been duped there.

So that woman in Donny market wasn't local?

I used to think Donny was in the North  then I moved to Newcastle and realised just how central Donny is, its Midlands 😂

Didn't they say the North began at those towers in Sheffield that got knocked down?

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #269 on September 16, 2019, 11:49:40 AM by Glyn_Wigley »
Anyone remember the Numbskulls a comic strip in the Whopper I think, there is a cutaway section showing the different compartments with a team for receiving and processing food etc, vision, etc this so much reminds me of that.
Think it was the Topper !

The Beezer.