... and the Sun

[Donnywolf]

will shine - brightly each day BUT not too brightly to blight crops, and not too bright to dazzle people as they drive or cause them horrible terrible skin cancers ....

and everybodys favourite football team will continue to keep winning eahch game they play WINNING each game that matters to them ..Winning League Winning Cups winning titles ...

every child will be able to get to Oxford or Cambridge or any University they wish for where they will have tremendous Gap years supplementing their wonderful education and they will leave with massive and decisive qualifications setting them up for life with a brilliant career of their choice to help this country rise to greater heights in science and any ology they can think of ....

Im listening Liar Johnson and my list (or parody) will be as near the truth as your stuff will be with £75 to spend on each man woman and child

[SydneyRover]

£75 quid a head is a bit cheap for a tory fundraiser Wolf?