Where is the smelliest place in England

[Draytonian III]

Direct 365 have done a survey and the highest number of complaints per 1000 residents is 16.01 that comes from the residents of Barnsley, the next highest is 3.99 from the folks in Gateshead.

[Filo]

The sewage works in the Clay Lane area off Wheatley Hall Road

[Colemans Left Hook]

The sewage works in the Clay Lane area off Wheatley Hall Road

are there any sewage works that don't smell or am I missing a trick 

[ravenrover]

Our downstairs loo after the Mrs has finished

[Bentley Bullet]

Under the bench in the brother-in-law's boat where a decomposing Plaice was left for a week, a few years ago. Alright, before anyone pulls me up on the spelling, the decomposing Plaice had an eye missing also.

[BillyStubbsTears]

My first job as a graduate structural engineer was on site at Derby Sewage Works. Christ, when I got out of the car in the morning, the first breath would make you retch. Really nasty thing is that after 10 mins, you didn't notice it.

Then back at home in the evening, if you  breathed in sharply and had a glob of snot run down the back of your throat and into your mouth, it was the concentrated stench of the works again.

Absolutely disgusting job.

[turnbull for england]

The sewage works in the Clay Lane area off Wheatley Hall Road

are there any sewage works that don't smell or am I missing a trick 

 The one at Thorne doesn't whiff like Wheatley one by any stretch. Mind the draft from chicko more than makes up for it

[Bentley Bullet]

I had a job shovelling shit once. At the end of each shift, I used to write "Shovelling Shit" on the timesheet.

One day, the boss came up to me and said "we have a new secretary now, dead posh she is! Will you write "Excavating Excreta" instead of "Shovelling Shit", in future?"

I said, "If I could spell "Excavating Excreta" I wouldn't be "Shovelling Shit" for a living.

[Colemans Left Hook]

Obviously the smelliest ground is Arsmell

[BillyStubbsTears]

Someone once left a pig's head in a cupboard at our offices. (Long story but there was a good reason why we had it).

Over the summer, we had people vomitting in the office at the smerl before we traced it back. It was absolutely rank and fly blown.

[Bentley Bullet]

I worked a few times with Bo Derek. Not the famous actress, of course, this was a bloke from Scawthorpe with terrible Body Odour. 

[Draytonian III]

My first job when I left school was as head shoveler it was in a chicken factory and I was “ head shoveler” . I had to stand in a big trailer evening out the chicken heads when they came down a shoot, I had them inside my overalls, down my wellies, in my hair, just about every where. I did this for about 6 weeks before I got demoted to foot shoveler, that was as bad because the chicken feet were usually covered in droppings.

[Bentley Bullet]

That's a fowl job. I hope you had a capon.

[BobG]

In days of yore the smelliest place really had to be Doncaster.

Hands up all those who remember de Mulders... ?

Christ that was a vile stink...

BobG

[danumdon]

In days of yore the smelliest place really had to be Doncaster.

Hands up all those who remember de Mulders... ?

Christ that was a vile stink...

BobG

Ive been on the railway line that stands above it and looks directly down the back of their factory, if you ever wondered what came out of the back of the lorry's that discharged there, let me tell you, it wasn't a pretty sight, smelt rather disgusting too.

[BobG]

I lived in Bessacarr as a teenager. When the wind was wrong we got both barrels.... Chuffing awful.

BobG

[danumdon]

It doesn't travel that far anymore, thank the lord.

I think it all changed after they got pulled up for producing that animal feed that gave all the cows and sheep mad cows disease so around 2003, just pongs now rather than smell like dead dogs.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I lived in Bessacarr as a teenager. When the wind was wrong we got both barrels.... Chuffing awful.

BobG

We'd get it in Denaby. 5 miles away?

[SydneyRover]

And it wasn't just the product that stank

Prosper De Mulder Group

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosper_De_Mulder_Group

[ravenrover]

And if you ever followed one of their lorries along North Road it stank but worst of all was the thick slimy stuff running out of it splattering the road and car

[SydneyRover]

Don't be like that RR it was not just fast enough around the track is all

[BigH]

And if you ever followed one of their lorries along North Road it stank but worst of all was the thick slimy stuff running out of it splattering the road and car

Very true that RR. It was well known that you didn’t want to end up behind a De M truck.

[DRCraig]

The sewage works near the Trafford centre. Rank.

[Prez]

The old Subway in between the Arndale, centre and Duke street.

I literally had to hold my nose when walking through there.

[turnbull for england]

Bus stop at end of our road , the base falls to the back wall  and it's a just about a full bladder away from pubs so it's always got a puddle in it

[DRCraig]

Oh and next door with their piggin weed.

[scawsby steve]

Scawsby doesn't have these problems. The aroma around the place is reminiscent of a scented boudoir.

[Dutch Uncle]

Occasionally congenital anosmia has its advantages 

[danumdon]

Not when you've stood in a pile of dog crap and no one bothered to tell you!!

[BobG]

Occasionally congenital anosmia has its advantages 

Except when somewhere goes on fire Dutch,,,,,!

Bob