Trick or treat

[scawsby steve]

Definitely football related, because the young lads who just came to my door were both wearing Rovers shirts; and scary masks obviously.

I gave them some money, and before they left one of them commented on how impressive my scary mask was.

Cheeky young buggers; I wasn't even wearing a mask.

[drfchound]

I just went outside to put some stuff in the bin SS and I found a dead baby ghost.
Well, I thought I had but it turned out to just be someone’s handkerchief.

[belton rover]

I’m not saying Mrs Belton is ugly, but she went round to the neighbours earlier to ask them to turn the telly down. They opened the door and gave her some Haribos.

[Colemans Left Hook]

...   it's a wise ghost that knows it's own tombstone - by the epitaph.