DSA government funding

[Sprotyrover]

I hope they had he had been arrested circa 2.45 am and they came to my house at 10.30 the following morning!

[SydneyRover]

There has to be more sprot, what would your cctv footage show them? where was it pointed at your neighbours garage?

[Sprotyrover]

Sorry Syd NNK and yourself are clearly a pair of Morose idiots the disco has been terminated!

[SydneyRover]

So you don't have the police report then sprot

If they were charged there should be a report in the paper?

[idler]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

[SydneyRover]

All quite logical idler, sprot didn't say.

[SydneyRover]

This last bit of the topic, from comment #16 is imho, is a good bit of banter, the thread goes off, off topic, there's a good bit of chit chat back and forth, nobody gets offensive and it's not life and death.

[Not Now Kato]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

[i_ateallthepies]

Oh and the other week whilst walking my very large dog I came across a shitty transit van Back doors open with 2 Roma Slovak tosspots about to hurl a scrapped bathroom into a nature reserve, I shouted at them desperately pleading with them to stop despoiling the beautiful  British countryside and by signalling to them with my 6 foot long walking staff, they clearly realised it was not a suitable place to dump their old Bathroom suite and rapidly departed, I ran after them begging and pleading with them to stop and let me beg them to err in their ways but they merely accelerated as though they were trying to escape from the Devil himself !

How could you tell they were Roma Slovak tosspots, was it written on the side of the van?

[idler]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

[Sprotyrover]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

Ah Terry the chuffing Detective are we?

[SydneyRover]

I guess that's a no then?

[drfchound]

This thread is like NNK and SR playing at being the playground bullies.
Nothing at all to do with the thread title.

[Colin C No.3]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

Bloody hell idler, that’s a cheek to have to have bobbies in your house watching dvds that time of night. I hope you didn’t give ‘em tea & biscuits!

[idler]

 To be fair, they did call the following afternoon. It was uniform that arrested him and C.I.D. that followed up. 

[Not Now Kato]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

Thanks. That's what I would have expected, and what happened to us when there was a break in at a neighbours Just wanted to see if there was any doorbell CCTV at ours and other close neighbours. Just surprised that they were more forthcoming with Sprotty and wondered if they'd been the same with others.

[Sprotyrover]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

Thanks. That's what I would have expected, and what happened to us when there was a break in at a neighbours Just wanted to see if there was any doorbell CCTV at ours and other close neighbours. Just surprised that they were more forthcoming with Sprotty and wondered if they'd been the same with others.

Come on Terry use that 2lbb of useless fat between your ears! Let me help you, If the Police came to my house it would mean that the property attacked was very close in proximity to mine wouldn’t it you ‘dunder nut!’ ? Could it possibly be the case that I know the victims very well and they have told me what I know, now stop being a sad twit and move on!

[Not Now Kato]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

Thanks. That's what I would have expected, and what happened to us when there was a break in at a neighbours Just wanted to see if there was any doorbell CCTV at ours and other close neighbours. Just surprised that they were more forthcoming with Sprotty and wondered if they'd been the same with others.

Come on Terry use that 2lbb of useless fat between your ears! Let me help you, If the Police came to my house it would mean that the property attacked was very close in proximity to mine wouldn’t it you ‘dunder nut!’ ? Could it possibly be the case that I know the victims very well and they have told me what I know, now stop being a sad twit and move on!

So, first you say it was the Police that told you it was an asylum seeker; now you say it was your neighbour. Only one sad t**t around here Walter, and that’s you. Seems you’re making things up as you go.
 
Oh, and I see you’ve inherited BB’s lap dog too.

[drfchound]

I always back up my friends NNK.

[SydneyRover]

Hey sprot are you doing your steamy windows patrol tonight with a big stiff stick again? remember the old adage 'if it's rockin' don't bother knockin''

[i_ateallthepies]

I always back up my friends NNK.

Regardless of whether they're right or wrong.

[Sprotyrover]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

Thanks. That's what I would have expected, and what happened to us when there was a break in at a neighbours Just wanted to see if there was any doorbell CCTV at ours and other close neighbours. Just surprised that they were more forthcoming with Sprotty and wondered if they'd been the same with others.

Come on Terry use that 2lbb of useless fat between your ears! Let me help you, If the Police came to my house it would mean that the property attacked was very close in proximity to mine wouldn’t it you ‘dunder nut!’ ? Could it possibly be the case that I know the victims very well and they have told me what I know, now stop being a sad twit and move on!

So, first you say it was the Police that told you it was an asylum seeker; now you say it was your neighbour. Only one sad t**t around here Walter, and that’s you. Seems you’re making things up as you go.
 
Oh, and I see you’ve inherited BB’s lap dog too.

It was the Police officer who told me who and what the offender was! My neighbour confirmed this.
Sorry to disappoint!

[Not Now Kato]

When my neighbour caught a burglar in his house in the early hours one morning the police called and asked to see my cctv footage of my drive. This showed that the burglar had tried my door before moving on. They downloaded the footage, I suppose to prove that he had intended to get in somewhere and if he had previously said he had only tried their door on the off chance  the footage would prove him a liar and unreliable witness.

When the police asked to see your CCTV footage did they tell you things about the burglar such as his ethnicity etc?

No. They just said that the neighbour heard a noise and came down to find a burglar in there. Did I hear anything, which I didn’t. He then asked if our cctv camera worked and could they see footage from around 2am.

Thanks. That's what I would have expected, and what happened to us when there was a break in at a neighbours Just wanted to see if there was any doorbell CCTV at ours and other close neighbours. Just surprised that they were more forthcoming with Sprotty and wondered if they'd been the same with others.

Come on Terry use that 2lbb of useless fat between your ears! Let me help you, If the Police came to my house it would mean that the property attacked was very close in proximity to mine wouldn’t it you ‘dunder nut!’ ? Could it possibly be the case that I know the victims very well and they have told me what I know, now stop being a sad twit and move on!

So, first you say it was the Police that told you it was an asylum seeker; now you say it was your neighbour. Only one sad t**t around here Walter, and that’s you. Seems you’re making things up as you go.
 
Oh, and I see you’ve inherited BB’s lap dog too.

It was the Police officer who told me who and what the offender was! My neighbour confirmed this.
Sorry to disappoint!

Ah, so they both told you he was an asylum seeker. That clears that up.
 
I wonder why the police officer felt the need to tell you that the burglar was an asylum seeker?

[Sprotyrover]

I wonder why you think you need to know?

[drfchound]

I always back up my friends NNK.

Regardless of whether they're right or wrong.

Who says he was wrong, what if both had told him that an asylum seeker had been the burglar.

[Iberian Red]

Oh and the other week whilst walking my very large dog I came across a shitty transit van Back doors open with 2 Roma Slovak tosspots about to hurl a scrapped bathroom into a nature reserve, I shouted at them desperately pleading with them to stop despoiling the beautiful  British countryside and by signalling to them with my 6 foot long walking staff, they clearly realised it was not a suitable place to dump their old Bathroom suite and rapidly departed, I ran after them begging and pleading with them to stop and let me beg them to err in their ways but they merely accelerated as though they were trying to escape from the Devil himself !

Thought this was going to be an erotic novel at this point.

So did I,especially when he followed it up with them all dogging!
Wel done to him for catching them at that time of night in Cussie carpark,great detective work.

[DRFC_AjA]

Again, for the record, this Govt promised to replace EU funding for the regions.

South Yorkshire would have likely received >£100m per year for most of this decade from the EU, had we not left.

Those poor European citizens, while their roads are blockaded by farmers (France and Germany), their children are raped (Italy), they're heading for a recession (Italy again), they would have had to stump up the cash for a sh*ty airport in a place they'd never heard of before. Crikey they should erm do something about it like  erm leave or something

[Sprotyrover]

Oh and the other week whilst walking my very large dog I came across a shitty transit van Back doors open with 2 Roma Slovak tosspots about to hurl a scrapped bathroom into a nature reserve, I shouted at them desperately pleading with them to stop despoiling the beautiful  British countryside and by signalling to them with my 6 foot long walking staff, they clearly realised it was not a suitable place to dump their old Bathroom suite and rapidly departed, I ran after them begging and pleading with them to stop and let me beg them to err in their ways but they merely accelerated as though they were trying to escape from the Devil himself !

Thought this was going to be an erotic novel at this point.

So did I,especially when he followed it up with them all dogging!
Wel done to him for catching them at that time of night in Cussie carpark,great detective work.

Cussie Car park ! You been dishing out pearl necklaces again?

[SydneyRover]

''How years of 'gimp man' sightings terrified ..............''

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-66467723

[Not Now Kato]

Again, for the record, this Govt promised to replace EU funding for the regions.

South Yorkshire would have likely received >£100m per year for most of this decade from the EU, had we not left.

Those poor European citizens, while their roads are blockaded by farmers (France and Germany), their children are raped (Italy), they're heading for a recession (Italy again), they would have had to stump up the cash for a sh*ty airport in a place they'd never heard of before. Crikey they should erm do something about it like  erm leave or something

Like our farmers blocking the roads at Dover. Leaving didn’t do them any good.
 
Got any tangible Brexit benefits?