If You Think Bullseye Prizes Were Crap.....

[Bentley Bullet]

I entered a competition on a radio phone-in once. The winning prize was an evening with a famous person whose identity would be revealed before the qualifying question.

The presenter asked me if I was any good at maths and told me that if I got the question right I would have an evening out with no other than................ Sir Keir Starmer!

 He then asked me the question........

"What is two plus two?"

"Seven", I said.

[Iberian Red]

Lovely fishing at this time of year.

[Bentley Bullet]

Lovely fishing at this time of year.

Caught a sprat already!

[turnbull for england]

Have a look at what you could have pun

[Bentley Bullet]

Have a look at what you could have pun

You can't beat a bit of Bullet.

[Colemans Left Hook]

I entered a competition on a radio phone-in once. The winning prize was an evening with a famous person whose identity would be revealed before the qualifying question.

The presenter asked me if I was any good at maths and told me that if I got the question right I would have an evening out with no other than................ Sir Keir Starmer!

 He then asked me the question........

"What is two plus two?"

ask any accountant and he will say what do want it to equal

"Seven", I said.