Caption Competition

[Bentley Bullet]

I'll go first seeing as it's my idea...

"It's 6PM Friday, I'm in charge now, not that wet wipe!"

[Colemans Left Hook]

I'll go first seeing as it's my idea...

"It's 6PM Friday, I'm in charge now, not that wet wipe!"

Don't you dare say "things are getting on top of me" that comment was "under the belt" you "little pr*ck " and we both know that's true 

[danumdon]

"Just wait till mama gets you home, i'll show you who wear's the big pants in this party!"

[danumdon]

Have you ever seen a northern bint lose her sh*t, ya southern jessie.

[Bentley Bullet]

I've always wanted to be in control. It's a basic instinct

[SydneyRover]

''it's just the blokey blokes expressing their misogyny again''

[IDM]

“Pull my finger”…

[ravenrover]

Call me that again Sproty and I'll rip your ba!!s off

[Mike_F]

"The Tories have still go to go to Clacton and that won't be easy. I would love it... LOVE IT if we beat them."

[Ldr]

I’m the daddy now!

[scawsby steve]

Scawsby Steve, you've been sh*gging that Ann Widdicombe behind my back again.

[Colemans Left Hook]

Scawsby Steve, you've been sh*gging that Ann Widdicombe behind my back again.

She calls Scawsby  "Willey Evercombe"

[Colemans Left Hook]

GET THAT PFU*KING RED DRESS OFF "BITCH"  & REMEMBER HE SPENDS MORE TIME WITH ME THAN YOU DEAR