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roverstillidie91

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Matt Le Tissier
« on July 22, 2024, 12:08:01 pm by roverstillidie91 »
This is true if you think about it. I'll quote below on the U.K.

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
 Tax his bed,
 Tax the table
 At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
 Tax his pay,
 He works for peanuts
 Anyway!

Tax his cow,
 Tax his goat,
 Tax his pants,
 Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
 Tax his drink,
 Tax him if he
 Tries to think.

Tax his car,
 Tax his gas,
 Find other ways
 To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
 Then let him know
 That you won't be done
 Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
 Then tax him some more,
 Tax him till
 He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
 Tax his grave,
 Tax the sod in
 Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
 Do not relax,
 It's time to apply
 The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
 Airline surcharge tax
 Airline Fuel Tax
 Airport Maintenance Tax
 Building Permit Tax
 Cigarette Tax
 Cooking Tax
 Corporate Income Tax
 Goods and Services Tax (GST)
 Death Tax
 Driving Permit Tax
 Environmental Tax (Fee)
 Excise Taxes
 Income Tax
 Fishing License Tax
 Food License Tax
 Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
 Gross Receipts Tax
 Health Tax
 Heating Tax
 Inheritance Tax
 Interest Tax
 Lighting Tax
 Liquor Tax
 Luxury Taxes
 Marriage License Tax
 Mortgage Tax
 Pension Tax
 Personal Income Tax
 Property Tax
 Poverty Tax
 Real Estate Tax
 Retail Sales Tax
 Service Charge Tax
 Telephone Tax
 Value Added Tax
 Vehicle License Registration Tax
 Vehicle Sales Tax
 Water Tax
 Tax (VAT) on Tax.
 And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
 Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
 And we all know what we think of Bankers.


https://x.com/mattletiss7/status/1749109578900389915



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Herbert Anchovy

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #1 on July 22, 2024, 12:14:05 pm by Herbert Anchovy »
100 years ago this country had millions of people living in desperate poverty, primarily because the wealthy weren’t required to pay tax!!

SydneyRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #2 on July 22, 2024, 12:21:23 pm by SydneyRover »
MLT is a self confessed crook

''In September 2009, Le Tissier revealed in his autobiography that he had placed a spread bet on a match he was involved in during his playing career. During an April 1995 match at Wimbledon, Le Tissier stood to win "well into four figures" after betting on the time of the first throw-in. After kicking off, he tried to overhit a pass to unsuspecting teammate Neil Shipperley, but due to nerves, underhit it and Shipperley was able to keep the ball in play. Le Tissier revealed he had "never run so much" in his life as he tried to put the ball out of play to avoid losing money, with the ball eventually going out of play after 70 seconds, meaning Le Tissier and his associates neither won nor lost money.[42] The event was investigated by Hampshire Police but the Crown Prosecution Service refused to take the case further, citing that it did "not represent appropriate use of police resources" and "would not be in the public interest"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Le_Tissier#Personal_life

roverstillidie91

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #3 on July 22, 2024, 01:32:48 pm by roverstillidie91 »
100 years ago this country had millions of people living in desperate poverty, primarily because the wealthy weren’t required to pay tax!!
We are going back to colonialism the way things are going!

SydneyRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #4 on July 22, 2024, 01:36:29 pm by SydneyRover »
Come on 91 you have to share your news feed so we can all benefit

big fat yorkshire pudding

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #5 on July 22, 2024, 03:58:11 pm by big fat yorkshire pudding »
Hang on 91, weren't you advocating for public owned railways offering staff pay rises?  How do you think they're going to pay for that magic beans?

And half on those lists don't bloody exist for a start.

DonnyNoel

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #6 on July 22, 2024, 05:51:33 pm by DonnyNoel »
Heck of a lot of duplication (and fabrication) on that list not to mention a lot of americanisms.

Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #7 on July 22, 2024, 08:14:01 pm by Glyn_Wigley »
We had absolutely no national debt

So having a National Debt in 1924 that was 175% of GDP (as opposed to it currently being 99.5%) counts as having 'absolutely no National Debt' does it?

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #8 on July 22, 2024, 10:12:46 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Heck of a lot of duplication (and fabrication) on that list not to mention a lot of americanisms.

Yeah, it's weird how many American taxes LeTissier pays. Almost like he's talking b*llocks. Again.

Donnywolf

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #9 on July 23, 2024, 07:24:53 am by Donnywolf »
Sterilise Le Tissier ?

ncRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #10 on July 23, 2024, 08:08:03 am by ncRover »
RTID91. Can you please explain your political philosophy / world view?
You seem a very confused individual and I think you need to start from scratch, for your own sanity.

Colemans Left Hook

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MLT is a self confessed crook

''In September 2009, Le Tissier revealed in his autobiography that he had placed a spread bet on a match he was involved in during his playing career. During an April 1995 match at Wimbledon, Le Tissier stood to win "well into four figures" after betting on the time of the first throw-in. After kicking off, he tried to overhit a pass to unsuspecting teammate Neil Shipperley, but due to nerves, underhit it and Shipperley was able to keep the ball in play. Le Tissier revealed he had "never run so much" in his life as he tried to put the ball out of play to avoid losing money, with the ball eventually going out of play after 70 seconds, meaning Le Tissier and his associates neither won nor lost money.[42] The event was investigated by Hampshire Police but the Crown Prosecution Service refused to take the case further, citing that it did "not represent appropriate use of police resources" and "would not be in the public interest"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Le_Tissier#Personal_life


 yes   YET ANOTHER starmer failure  on his watch

During his tenure as Director of Public Prosecutions and head of the Crown Prosecution Service from 2008 to 2013,  spot the mistake 

Sid what are your views on this one

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/19830682

SydneyRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #12 on July 23, 2024, 12:11:31 pm by SydneyRover »
Have they been brought to trial or admitted the offences?

Meanwhile I'd like to hear your pick for leader of the tory party.

Colemans Left Hook

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #13 on July 23, 2024, 01:07:17 pm by Colemans Left Hook »
 i told you months ago i backed a male at hundreds to one

this post will self destruct in 15 minutes

time up and as I said I don't bull$hit
« Last Edit: July 23, 2024, 01:23:49 pm by Colemans Left Hook »

SydneyRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #14 on July 23, 2024, 01:10:39 pm by SydneyRover »
There's lots of stuff you've said, is it all true? or is this the gambler boasting about winning (not yet) but not about the losses.

Colemans Left Hook

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #15 on July 23, 2024, 01:19:48 pm by Colemans Left Hook »
Sid you out of your depth mate understanding how hedging works  -- as they say in deep water  BEWARE OF THE SHARKS !!  you are talking to one

SydneyRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #16 on July 23, 2024, 01:24:48 pm by SydneyRover »
Sid you out of your depth mate understanding how hedging works  -- as they say in deep water  BEWARE OF THE SHARKS !!  you are talking to one

That maybe true except I don't gamble, therefore I have no fear of sharks.

BobG

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #17 on July 23, 2024, 06:45:31 pm by BobG »
And you have the ability to construct sentences that contain a meaning Sid too!

BobG

scawsby steve

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #18 on July 23, 2024, 06:58:41 pm by scawsby steve »
And you have the ability to construct sentences that contain a meaning Sid too!

BobG

Are you being serious?

Aye?

SydneyRover

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #19 on July 23, 2024, 09:48:24 pm by SydneyRover »
And you have the ability to construct sentences that contain a meaning Sid too!

BobG

Are you being serious?

A bit messy Steve?

Aye?

GazLaz

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Re: Matt Le Tissier
« Reply #20 on July 24, 2024, 08:26:56 pm by GazLaz »
If the think Le Tiss has the answers you are struggling to understand the questions.

 

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